Welcome, Dear Readers! It’s day two of Blogdramedy’s Blog Festivus 2013 Christmas story week. Which means each day this week there will be a Christmas story based on Charles Dicken’s Christmas Carol.
Here’s today’s story:
The Ineffectual Ghost of Christmas Past
Ghost of Christmas Past: Boo! I’m the Ghost of Christmas Past! Boo!
Ebenezer: Uh . . . I’m trying to eat, do you mind?
GOCP: But I’m haunting you! Boo!
Ebenezer: You, sir, are no Amityville Horror, but continue if you must.
GOCP: Okay, Boo! What’re you eating?
Ebenezer: My Christmas Pie . . . I stick in my thumb and pull out a plumb and say what a good boy am I.
GOCP: Wait! Didn’t Tiny Tim used to have that job?
Ebenezer: Yes, until I fired him and hired myself. Plum?
GOCP: Boo on you, Ebenezer Scrooge. Boo!
Ebenezer: That’s it? Boo? Boo’s the best you’ve got?
GOCP: No. I also say . . . .
GOCP: Hold on . . . googling . . . Oh! I also say, “Bwahaha!”
Ebenezer: Still not scary. Sorry.
GOCP: But the Ghost Hunter guys go nuts when they hear that.
Ebenezer: And do they look like geniuses to you?
GOCP: Screw you Scrooge! Someday you’ll choke on one of those plums and no one will step forward to give you the Heimlich maneuver!
Ebenezer: Uh huh. Listen, I’m going to go watch Ghost Hunters International now. You coming?
Until next time . . . I love you