The Trifecta Weekend Writing Challenge: write a 33-word story incorporating the word mother. Here’s try 2:
Sean Penn Gives His Mom A Very Special Mother’s Day Gift
After the Mother’s Day E-card hurricane, Sean Penn borrowed a rowboat and rowed through a sea of nouns, commas and adjectives to save his mother who was clinging to a raft of spam.
Linda Vernon Humor 
This mother’s day I’m thankful that I’m not Sean Penn’s mother! Haha! Thanks for reminding me of that one blessing!
Very clever, Linda!
Oh! so true Lisa! When everything else is going wrong just be happy your not Sean Penn’s Mother. Haha! I wish it was a bumptersticker! :
Hi,
A great laugh for the morning, well done. 😆
Thanks Mags! Have a great rest of the day too! 😀
I love the caption the most!
Oh Sean, when will you do something right?
Sean Penn is such a Douche! Great post mom!
Which makes him the perfect target! 🙂
Stoopid ol’ Sean! He’s not an enigma, he’s an epigma!!
Funny coincidence: I gave my mom a real can of Spam for Mother’s Day. And she was still clinging to it after she brained me with it. Never turn your back after Spamming your mother– that’s my advice.
(Unless you’re wearing one of those Human Cannonball Training School helmets.)