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He used to be honest but now there’s nothing he likes better than a good lie
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He’s always trying to calculate his gas yardage
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He’s 63 now but he just can’t wait to turn 60 FORE!
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He insists the only thing that quenches his thirst is a big glass of water hazard.
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When it’s time for bed he announces he’s going to hole out.
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He has to make sure everything is done the fairway.
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He says he’ll only watch a movie that has Humphry Bogey Gart in it.
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He’s trying to rig up the washing machine so it will have back spin.
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Before he eats a potato chip he announces he’s going to “chip in”.
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He has completely cut out food you have to slice.
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He won’t eat hard boiled eggs anymore because they don’t have dimples.
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He freaked out because he bought a dozen donuts and there wasn’t a hole in one.
“Wait! Don’t eat any! I’m going to take them back because I don’t think there’s a hole in one.”
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Extraordinary display of talent. Great job, Linda. HF
Ah thanks Harper! So glad you liked it!
LOL!! Seems like 37 keeps you well immersed in the world of golf! I’ve always wanted to learn how to play but if this is what starts to happen then maybe I’d do better to watch from the sidelines? Haha!
Haha Lisa! Stay on the sidelines. I used to like to golf, but I don’t like it anymore because it takes soooo long — usually about 5 hours and then to and from the course and it’s a good portion of the day! There are so many more things I’d rather be doing. 37 watches a lot more golf than he plays and that goes on 24/7 thanks to the Golf Channel . . . 🙂
Hi,
A very good take on a golf fanatic, and I love the picture of the donuts without holes, well done. 😀
Haha! I was very tempted to go buy donuts this morning after looking at that picture! I’m still hungry for them. I better stay away from all pictures of donuts first thing in the morning! 🙂
This is great mom! You are so clever. Who knew 37’s obession with golf and science could be so funny.
Ah thank you honey! That comment has moved you into first place for my favorite child!
I heard a rim shot after each of these! ba BOOM
Haha Addie!
The dimples are very funny!
Glad you like it Blazing Trail and thanks for coming by! 🙂
Joy was all mine!
You only forgot three:
He punches a cartoon so he can hit a draw.
He stands on a box of Earl Grey so he can tea off.
He’s covered with talon marks because he tried to get an eagle.
OK, I admit it: they’re not as funny as: “No dimples, no eatie!” : )
This was DARLING! I grew up in a golfing family, so this humor is not in the rough for me!
Haha! Just be sure never to let your husband never order the Golf Channel! And be firm . . . you’ll never regret it! 🙂
I think you have gotten so many responses to these fun puns that you should hold a pun contest on Linda Vernon Humor!
Erin! What a great idea! I like it! I’ll put my brain, Peanuts to work on it post haste! 😀
-He has spent so much time discussin the game with hiswife, she can now rattle off a hole (see what I did there?) post of golf puns
I’m having a ball just thinking about what you did there! Mr. Guapole in one!
I think we should stop before these puns become sub par.
You’re right! Might Tee Right!
I thought you wood say that.
Yes, but wood you? Do you have enough balls?
Iron ones, in fact.This is a lovely way to putter away the afternoon.
I know, a little birdie told me that!
Gah. I was hoping to keep that in my pocket for when I couldn’t think of one.
Hey, you never said, do you play golf like Lauren Bacall, or more like Bogie?
Thanks guys. That’s enough puns to last me a lifetime.