Brazilian Man Survives Spearing Himself in the Head with a Harpoon
Brazilian, Bruno Coutinho, was cleaning his harpoon at home when he accidentally speared himself through the head. The spear went into his left eye and lodged itself in the back of his cranium. Bruno was still able to call for help, however.
When neighbors saw him they were horrified and reported that they had only seen something like it in Brazilian movies.
Even though it took doctors ten hours to remove the spear, they insist that Bruno’s brain function will not be anymore impeded than it already was to begin with, and that he will survive to clean his harpoon another day perhaps while watching Brazilian movies about Brazilian men accidentally spearing themselves in the head while cleaning their harpoons.
Unexploded Bomb Found in Kitchen Cupboard
Henry Southhall was giving a tour of the house he just bought in Porthmadog, when he opened the kitchen cupboard to find a bomb from World War II containing 16 pounds of explosives on the shelf he had been planning to keep his glasses and coffee cups on.
Bomb disposal experts rushed the bomb to a beach nearby and discharged it where they claim it left a big crater and could be heard from two miles away — as reported by one of the of the bomb disposal experts who was a real slow poke.
“I’m glad they found it when they did. I wouldn’t have wanted it going off when I was in bed upstairs.” Southhall declared. Who apparently has enough difficulty sleeping as it is.
Woman Eats 2500 Calories while asleep.
Lesley Cusack is overweight not because she eats too much, but because she eats too much after she falls asleep every night. Once Leslie goes out like a light, she goes right to the kitchen and gobbles down large amounts of food, and she doesn’t even know she’s doing it.
As Lesley is constantly telling people, she is powerless not to eat too much because of a genuine sleep related eating disorder which medical experts call Sleep Related Eating Disorder.
“I can only tell I’ve eaten anything by the remains in the morning.” Leslie recently swore on a stack of bibles and went on to explain, “I tend to find opened tins of things or packets, and I’ve no idea whether I’ve eaten some of them cold or hot.” Nor does Lesley have any idea whether she has enjoyed them.
The worst things Lesley is pretty sure she’s eaten while asleep are emulsion paint, Vaseline, cough syrup, raw potatoes and soap powder. After exhaustively studying the situation, medical experts have suggested that perhaps Lesley should not store emulsion paint, Vaseline and cough syrup and soap powder in her refrigerator.
Giant Rodents on Steroids Being Sold as Poodles
A man in Argentina who purchased two toy poodles at a discounted price found out, after a visit to the vet, that he had actually been sold two giant rodents who were pumped up on steroids and trimmed to look like poodles.
Experts are still trying to ascertain how somebody could be that dumb and are investigating whether or not the man had recently been cleaning his harpoon.
And there you have it Dear Readers, some Bizarre News from around the World!
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