Hello Dear Readers! This weekend’s Trifecta Writing Challenge is to write 33 words using a picture of a pigeon as a prompt.
Strutner VonPuddlepants Makes A Decision
Strutner VonPuddlepants had his feathers in a twist.
Turns out Polly cheats . . .
Yesterday — a crow from skid row.
Today — some french fry scavenger.
Luckily Strutner VonPuddlepants knows a cat who owes him a favor.
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Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Nice one! 🙂
Thanks teecee! 😀
oh ouch! lol…:-)
HA! I know huh . . . 😀
who knew pigeons could be so vengeful? ♥
Ha! I guess it’s time we as a society resigned ourselves to the reality of evil pigeons. (But no need to mention this fact to the children yet, we should keep if from them as long as possible!) ! 😀
oh for sure – wasn;t it pigepns on that one movie BIrds? the Alfred Hitchcock ? oh no it was gulls but there has to be at least one pigeon in Angry Birds… ug I hate that game.. oh I got an idea.. … but ph please lets not tell the kids 9 yo has been a mess from the hunger games (not me that let her watch it just saying..for once lol) I can;t imagine the idea of evil pigeons.. scares me 🙂
Haha! Hunger Games would be scarey. But then again I was scared of Alice in Wonderland when I was little. I was always worried about falling down a hole. In the 50’s there were lots of abandoned wells and little kids were always falling in them and it would take them days to get them out. So that was my big fear LOL!
The birds was a really scarey idea too. Evil pigeons is scarey and crows too. I’ve always been suspicious of crows, anyway. They are just too smart!!
ohh i never thought of that…I was terrified of Wizard of OZ.. I actually wasnt; scared of Alicie in Wonderland til they made the non animated version and apparently – was it that or Wizard….one was never meant to be a children;s book – ..oh I have to go look that up.
Oh yeah. I think probably Alice in Wonderland. It was some sort of a commentary on the Royal family and British politics. The Wizard of Oz was really scarey. I loved that movie with all my heart and still do. When I was little they only telecast it once a year in March. Oh I remember how much I looked forward to it!
Polly should be tarred and feathered before the cat gets to her. Nice one.
You’re right! It would serve that cat for hire right too! 😀
VonPuddlepants…lol
😀 !
Strunter Von puddlepants will make the cat an offer he can refuse. This is one of my favorite of your 33 word challenges yet!
Oh thank you honey. I just hope the cat remembers to get the Cannoli.
here, kitty, kitty, kitty . . . got some nice chow for you. 🙂
I think I hear paw steps!! 😀
It only takes a picture of a pigeon and your imagination goes into drive as usual…How do you think of the wonderful names for your characters…? Diane
Thank you Diane for your kind comment! 😀 The names just pop into my head. I have not idea where they come from LOL! 😀
Let the cat do his dirty work…nice! Loved this but all of yours tickle my funny bone.
Aha! Cats will do what they will do! So glad you enjoyed it Gina! 😀
Great one! 😉
Thanks Dianne! 😀
Looks like that bird of a feather flocked with the wrong together, if you know what I mean. 😛
Ah! I know exactly what you mean! Ha! 😀
Very funny, very good!
Ah! Thank you Joe! 😀
Perfect. Really funny. Wish I’d said it.
Ah shucks . . . Thanks Paula! 😀
oh my. This has me laughing so hard.
Thanks Deanabo! And congratulations on your win! I haven’t had a chance to read the entries yet, but I’m looking forward to it! 😀
Thank you so much!
This made me outright guffaw! Great job!
Ah! Thank you so much Tina!! 😀
a crow from skid row and a cat owing a favor? sounds like a pigeon mafia!
Ha! You’re right. I guess it’s a cold, cruel world out there even for the pigeons, Kymm! 😀
Has does a pigeon, exactly, go about his business in such a way that a cat owes him the favour? You just can’t trust birds. This pigeon must be badass! Funny, as usual, Linda. Well-structured, as usual, too!
Ha! Ah yes. The Badass pigeon! A tale as old as time . . . LOL!
Thank you so much Tom for your nice words. You always leave such nice comments!! Truly appreciated too! 😀
I think Struttner needs to get over these feelings of violence and anger and get to the real issues of why Polly cheated on him in the first place.
Maybe he’s insecure about his wingspan…
Ahahahaha! Slam Dunk!
Strutner VonPuddlepants… What a clever rascal! Loved this.
So glad you enjoyed it Patti. VonPuddlepants is so glad too! 😀
lmfao I can’t stop laughing…
Oh I love hearing that Draug. Hey and congratulations on your win! You OWN this competition! 😀
Oh my, Polly’s had her last cracker, huh? Too funny!
Cheryl
Haha! You’re right Cheryl!! 😀
I think Polly better stop worrying about the damn cracker and start ‘wanting’ into the witness protection program. 😉
Oh you are so right Mis! Ha!
So funny… 🙂
Thanks Sandra! 😀
Mine was a story of pigeon revenge, too! LOL! Well done, Linda!
Oh I’ll have to go over and read it. I had company all weekend and didn’t get to the entries. But I always look forward to a story of Pigeon Revenge. I don’t think anyone’s writing them but you and me! 😀
I think there was more than that… pigeons have some baggage, don’t they? (I would too, if I were a rat with wings.)
I know. They are the only birds who walk instead of fly. Now we know why, they’re on the prowl for garbage! 😀
ROFL!Linda,you will be the death of me!This is hilarious!Polly loves variety but has no taste (though she should have not underestimated her mate)-hopefully the cat will find a tasty morsel in her;-)
LOL! Atreyee!! Polly is a tramp, what can I say? Except maybe good riddance to bad rubbish. 😀
Ha!ha!
A french fry scavenger and a crow from skid row – so so funny! I’ve got a cat who could handle the job.
I bet your cat would enjoy Polly. She’s crunchy on the outside with a french fry center. Delish! 😀
Oh no, that doesn’t sound good for Polly!
I know huh? Poor Polly better eat those crackers while she still has the chance ZennJenn! 😀
This is great! It’s one of the funniest non-pigeon-pooping posts I’ve read! Take that back, it’s one my favorite for any of the pics (I only have a few more to read. Whew!)
I love that you didn’t go the poop route (that’s where my mind went when I saw this picture, so I chose another :))
Ha! It’s so funny because poop never crossed my mind! Duh! You’d think it would have. So I guess I can’t take any credit for rejecting the poop route LOL! Good for you for getting through the entries!! I had company all weekend so I had to sneak in my writing! I hope I can get to a few of them today! Fingers crossing, god willling, pigeons pooping
Take that flying rat DOWN. 🙂
Ha! Flying rats! So true!