Today: Roger’s Teeny Communication Foible
“I need your advice, Roger.” I remarked to my three-month-old baby, Roger.
“Wait until I’m through drooling.” Roger replied evenly.
“I’m hiring a babysitter.”
“Nancy, listen . . . “
“Don’t call me Nancy, Roger. Call me Mother, Roger, remember?”
“You mean you want me to call you Mother Roger Remember, Mother?”
“Oh Roger! Your linguistics are appalling!”
“Perhaps, but no babysitter, huh? I’ll just nap.”
“I’m acquiescing but reluctantly, Roger.”
“Oh and bring home a rattle, Nancy.”
“You mean bring home a rattle, Mother, Roger!”
“Fine! Bring home a rattle mother roger too, if you must then, Nancy.”
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
I want a rattle, mother, roger, babysitter, Nancy too that also cleans house!
*snap* that’s a darn good idea!
I know right?!
Fo shizzle!
Good one! not to mention clever.
Clever?
I thought I told you not to mention clever.
LOL! I couldn’t hear you over Roger’s rattling.
Nancy, does Roger have a doody in his diaper? That stench must be horrible. No wonder you’re holding at arm’s length by his legs.
That got to be it Russel. It’s even making one of her wrists turn the wrong way. Whoa!
That’s a superb illustration. Rendered with genuine depth of feeling. Clean lines with an almost childlike innocence.
How was that? I could write for ArtNews and sound like one of those blathering modernist critics.
No kidding! There for a minute I thought I was an excellent artist!!
After the nuclear holocaust, I believe that only a few site will be salvageable by the new race of mutant humanoids that survive–and, that they will find sites such as yours and mine, thereby making us famous for all time — or whatever remains of time — and we shall be worshipped, as Gods: you for your artistic skills, and me for my writing. All else will be in cinders.
LOL!! Just like we are probably doing now to two bloggers of a distant past! 😀
Two bloggers of a distant past.
Good title. 😀
It is! Are you going to write the book or shall I?
Hey Linda, I’m afraid I’m too busy with my publishing and activist work. 😦
Got an email from Noam Chomsky last night. 😀
Funny thing is I often, literally, have dreams about being an engineer. Well, too late for that now. Are you on Google?
Wow really? Noam Chomsky!! What a thrill!
I don’t know if I’m on google. I don’t know how to work anything except wordpress. I’m very stunted when it comes to social media.
You’re invited here if you like. It’s called Talk About Anything. It’s a private community I set up, so you’ll probably meet only nice people. I believe it’s pretty easy to set up a Google account. Google Mail is also pretty good. Google is waaaayy better than FB.
Thank you. I’ll check it out.
I hope you do. It would be very nice for you to be a member, and I think you’ll like the group.
Thank you for the invitation. It may take me awhile but I will get over there to check it out! 😀
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https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/116156114842513054323