33-Word Trifecta Challenge: The Day I Answered Some Emergency Room Questions

Hello Dear Readers.  The Weekend Trifecta 33-word writing challenge is to write exactly 33 words in first person narrative.

The Day I Answered Some Emergency Room Questions

“Name?”

“Irene,” I said.

“Last name?”

“Iver,” I responded.

“Problem?”

“Needle.” I stated.

“Needle?”

“In my eye.” I explained.

“How?”

“Sewing eyelets.” I answered.

Einstein!!”

“What?” I demanded.

“Nothing. Hurt?”

“AY!-yi!-yi!”  I answered.

LInda Vernon humor, picture of woman with patch over her eye.
I, Irene Iver, am moving to an eyelet-free inlet I’ve had my eye on since the Ides of March. Don’t try to contact me.