Welcome Dear Readers! While I was climbing to the top of Wednesday, I accidentally slipped and fell into Thursday. I coudn’t reach my computer as it was still in Wednesday! My computer finally caught up with me this morning! Just in time for Friday Fictioneers on Thursday. Yay! A round of calendars for everyone — on me!
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The First 100 Words of Constanza Credenza
Constanza Credenza had horrible eyes
She saw splotches and blotches (they weren’t organized)
She’d grope around blindly while trying to fake
Like she knew that the pie she was eating was cake
Constanza Credenza had horrible feet
Whenever she put on her Keds they’d preheat
So that placing a piece of white bread on her shoe
Would cause it to toast to a golden brown hue
Constanza Credenza was horribly rude
Plus when she sat down her pancreas moo-ed!
The poor dear, she drank and was often besotted
(But to list all her faults takes more words than allotted)
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Until next time . . . I love you