You had to take out a loan to pay your sunscreen bill.
You’ve had your sunglasses on so long your ears have grown over them.
You have pet names for all the solar flares.
No matter if you’re a mother or a father, you’re everybody’s mummy
“Shh . . . mommy’s trying to take a nap.”
You feel slightly cannibalistic when you order KFC extra crispy
Your vitamin D dip stick is well past the ridiculous line.
You’re smoldering . . . but not in a good way
You were disappointed to find out nobody makes cherry red makeup.
And the biggest sign that you’ve gotten too much sun this summer?
You’ve been delirious since the 4th of July
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Until next time . . . I love you
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Linda Vernon Humor 
I never go outside without my precious SPF 4762 on my skin.
Ha ha! Addie. I definitely have to get me some 4762! 😀
Or, i got sunburn from reading this under the sun 😛
Ha ha! Lucky it was a short one! 😀
hahaha! I can relate to just about all of those, maybe the last one the most? I’ve been looking for my glumpy all day long, I think it ran off with the goats? Lol! But then again, I am in menopause… ’nuff said.
LOL! Well at least you have an excuse, Lisa. I think menopause does make you somewhat delirious. But don’t worry it will probably only last a couple of years! (just kidding sort of!)
As someone who knows what PETA stands for, I must vigorously protest your tacit condoning of violence against Glumpies in the form of shaving.
These delightful creatures only want to be loved and fed and allowed to poop on the new white shag carpeting we recently had installed in our Metropolitan Home.
That “S” chick though? She’s gotta go.
People Eating Tasty Animals? Extra crispy please!
And they don’t throw blood. It’s gravy!
You would have to say that while I’m on a diet!
So Agree Brain! Mmm . . . I love never ate an animal that wouldn’t be improved by extra crispy-izing it! 😀
Hey Listen Guaps, I never met a Glumpie I didn’t like, I don’t even mind the poop, but the hair’s gotta go. It’s not violence! It’s shear common sense! And you’re right about the “S” chick!
🙂 All cool!
Thanks Dolly. I gotta say I really did get too much sun this summer though! . . . I just can’t stay out of it. I love summer! 😀
I am all tan now too and again on Friday we will travel to West France… again another Sun on the beach 🙂 talk to you soon xoxo
Speaking as a sun-worshipper, I LOVE this! I try to justify it by saying that I am “stocking up” on my Vitamin D stores to get me through the long, cold winter. 😉
Ha ha! I say that too! I also say so what if I’m eighty and look like I’m ninety, I going to have fun now! 😀
Rightfully your fried chicken pic is Popeye’s, which doesn’t need extra crispy, it always is. Better biscuits too. And rice/beans. And they give grape/strawberry jelly packets for biscuits. And…yeah!
Really? I’ve never been to one. But now I know where I’m going for lunch. Do they have honey? I love honey on my biscuits!
I sense a follow up post: 10 ways to tell if your dip stick is past ridiculous.
Oh Rich you’re right. I like that idea! And I know several dip sticks personally!
I love you hearth burl! Goats on the skids! What say we go shave a glumpy?” -HAHA! This is my kind of phrase! I’m pretty sure I’ve uttered words like this upon waking up after sunbathing.
Actually no offense, but you talked just like that in grades 1 – 12! Ok, maybe not those exact words but very, very almost those exact words! 😀
And this is why I consider myself to be a Great Indoorsman.
LOL HeyLook! You have to write a post about that just so you can use that title — or maybe even a book? HA! 😀
I tried making an ‘S’ once, but I only made an s of myself… : P
Ha ha! Well I’m quite impressed, Mark, if you can make an s of yourself. I don’t even think the gymnasts can do that! I’m giving you an A for agility! 😀