My Brain Peanuts Turns Pro

Hello my fine feathery friends!  It’s been a very busy day here at the blog.  I’ve hardly had time to turn on my computer let alone type a complete word.  But that’s the way it goes in the terrifically, fast-paced life of a  Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself.

Finger of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself as represented by a finger model.

Things are moving so quickly here at the blog that the Full Time Professional Blog Hubbub® is deafening, blinding and crippling!

Which makes it hard to hear, see and type.   But that will never stop me, dear reader.

For rest assured I shall never let my courage fail me. I shall get this blog into your eyes before the morrow or I shall die trying — for I am a Full-time Professional Bloggist®.

Just take a look at my to-do list and tell me the life of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself isn’t important and somewhat adorable. 

5:00 am  to 6:00 am:  Lie in bed and decide whether or not the new words and phrases my brain, Peanuts, dreamed last night are worth getting out of bed to write down.

6:01 am to 7:45 a.m:  Wander around house in pajamas looking for a pencil and paper.

7:45 am to 7:46 am:   Write down  “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl.” and silently thank Peanuts.

7:46 am. to 9:30 am:  Resume lying in bed strategizing how to incorporate “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl” into  blog.

9:30am to 11:30 am:  Prepare to write blog by pensively staring out window pensively.

11:30 am to 4:45 pm:   Lunch

4:46 pm – 8:20 pm:  Supper

8:20 pm to 8:30 pm:  Finally experience a creative  breakthrough by thinking up an ingenious method for incorporating “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl” into the following sentence:

“I love you Hearth Burl,” said Plep.

8:30 pm to 8:31 pm:  Post on blog.

 8:31 pm to 9:30 am:  Put Peanuts to work thinking up new words for tomorrow’s blog post by going back to bed.

And there you have it, dear reader.  The important and somewhat adorable, fast-paced  life of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself.

Until next time . . . I love you

2 thoughts on “My Brain Peanuts Turns Pro

  1. I love you Hurth Berl made me laugh out loud. Peanuts is actually doing a great job! Keep up the good work!

    My brain tends to think of similar phrases but only when I am awake. Which means my dreams are J(O*WU(*UJKK’@KUHKJSHKJHk

    • You don’t know how very lucky you are. If only I could come up with stuff like that when I was AWAKE! You, my darling daughter, are a friggin’ genius! And dont’ youever forget it!

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