Hello my fine feathery friends! It’s been a very busy day here at the blog. I’ve hardly had time to turn on my computer let alone type a complete word. But that’s the way it goes in the terrifically, fast-paced life of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself.
Things are moving so quickly here at the blog that the Full Time Professional Blog Hubbub® is deafening, blinding and crippling!
Which makes it hard to hear, see and type. But that will never stop me, dear reader.
For rest assured I shall never let my courage fail me. I shall get this blog into your eyes before the morrow or I shall die trying — for I am a Full-time Professional Bloggist®.
Just take a look at my to-do list and tell me the life of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself isn’t important and somewhat adorable.
5:00 am to 6:00 am: Lie in bed and decide whether or not the new words and phrases my brain, Peanuts, dreamed last night are worth getting out of bed to write down.
6:01 am to 7:45 a.m: Wander around house in pajamas looking for a pencil and paper.
7:45 am to 7:46 am: Write down “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl.” and silently thank Peanuts.
7:46 am. to 9:30 am: Resume lying in bed strategizing how to incorporate “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl” into blog.
9:30am to 11:30 am: Prepare to write blog by pensively staring out window pensively.
11:30 am to 4:45 pm: Lunch
4:46 pm – 8:20 pm: Supper
8:20 pm to 8:30 pm: Finally experience a creative breakthrough by thinking up an ingenious method for incorporating “plep” and “I love you Hearth Burl” into the following sentence:
“I love you Hearth Burl,” said Plep.
8:30 pm to 8:31 pm: Post on blog.
8:31 pm to 9:30 am: Put Peanuts to work thinking up new words for tomorrow’s blog post by going back to bed.
And there you have it, dear reader. The important and somewhat adorable, fast-paced life of a Full-time Professional Bloggist® such as myself.
Until next time . . . I love you