Welcome Dear Readers! It’s time for Magazine mash-ups where my brain, Peanuts, thinks up ideas for new magazines! Let’s take a look at what Peanuts thought up this time, shall we?
Peanuts took this British Business Journal:
And this cutting-edge tattoo magazine, Inked
And combined it with this obscure foreign publication call Son:
To come up with
Naturally, Peanuts needs to have some writers on staff. In a perfect world, here’s how Peanuts envisions the dream writers for Prison Magazine:
Editor-in-Chief: Mugsy Malone (aka Martha Stewart)
Who better to lead the dream-team staff of Prison Magazine writers than America’s prettiest tax evader, Mugsy Malone or Martha Stewart — as she is sometimes referred to on the “outside.” Whether she’s writing about prison cafeteria cuisine, orange-jumper haute couture or crafting one’s very own bitchin’ gang tattoo, Mugsy Malone’s been there, done that!
Food Critic: Peter Clemenza
Cannoli expert and bad-to-the-bone-but-lovable Peter Clemenza, would be my brain, Peanuts, dream choice for Prison Magazine’s food critic, because he is the Prison System cuisine’s leading expert on cannoli.
Over the years Peter Clemenza has developed a variety of ways to serve cannoli such as: leave the knife, take the cannoli, — leave the hand-grenade, take the cannoli — and the always popular — leave the machete, take the cannoli.
Health and Beauty Editor: Bonnie
As one of America’s most put-together killers, Bonnie of Bonnie and Clyde would be my brain, Peanuts ideal choice for Prison Magazine’s, health and beauty editor.
After a long day of murder, mayhem and out-running the cops, I think you’ll agree, that Bonnie still manages to stay fresh as a daisy, or, failing that, as fresh as someone who just caused someone to be pushing up daisies. Either way, she would be Prison Magazine’s ideal Health and Beauty Editor.
And there you have it, Dear Readers, my brain, Peanuts, fantasy magazine!
Until next time . . . I love you