Welcome Dear Readers! It’s time for Magazine mash-ups where my brain, Peanuts, thinks up ideas for new magazines! Let’s take a look at what Peanuts thought up this time, shall we?
Peanuts took this British Business Journal:
And this cutting-edge tattoo magazine, Inked
And combined it with this obscure foreign publication call Son:
To come up with
Viola!
Naturally, Peanuts needs to have some writers on staff. In a perfect world, here’s how Peanuts envisions the dream writers for Prison Magazine:
Editor-in-Chief: Mugsy Malone (aka Martha Stewart)
Who better to lead the dream-team staff of Prison Magazine writers than America’s prettiest tax evader, Mugsy Malone or Martha Stewart — as she is sometimes referred to on the “outside.” Whether she’s writing about prison cafeteria cuisine, orange-jumper haute couture or crafting one’s very own bitchin’ gang tattoo, Mugsy Malone’s been there, done that!
Food Critic: Peter Clemenza
Cannoli expert and bad-to-the-bone-but-lovable Peter Clemenza, would be my brain, Peanuts, dream choice for Prison Magazine’s food critic, because he is the Prison System cuisine’s leading expert on cannoli.
Over the years Peter Clemenza has developed a variety of ways to serve cannoli such as: leave the knife, take the cannoli, — leave the hand-grenade, take the cannoli — and the always popular — leave the machete, take the cannoli.
Health and Beauty Editor: Bonnie
As one of America’s most put-together killers, Bonnie of Bonnie and Clyde would be my brain, Peanuts ideal choice for Prison Magazine’s, health and beauty editor.
After a long day of murder, mayhem and out-running the cops, I think you’ll agree, that Bonnie still manages to stay fresh as a daisy, or, failing that, as fresh as someone who just caused someone to be pushing up daisies. Either way, she would be Prison Magazine’s ideal Health and Beauty Editor.
And there you have it, Dear Readers, my brain, Peanuts, fantasy magazine!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
“Death Row Row Row Your Boat” made me laugh. I have to admit, it did make me laugh. 🙂
Well if it made you laugh, Michael, then the effort was well worth it! 😀
Might I submit Wesley Snipes for Fitness and Sports Editor? He did, after all, just get out of Club Fed.
Excellent suggestion, Undercover! I’m looking his name of in the Smoking Gun Directory as I type this! 😀
pushing up daisies! lol
I guess even when you’re dead you have a job to do! 😀
that’s so funny, geeze no rest for the weary…or is that dead!
I think it’s both weary and dead for the Zombies. Which everyone seems to be nowadays! 😀
lol
“Quick and Easy Last Meals”
I dare you, Linda. I dare you to slip an article into a Texas foodie website with that title. I’ll donate to the charity of your choice if you do it. You simply KNOW that it has to be done and you are the only one who can get it done. Do it. 😀 😀 😀
Oh Roadwax! You are a bad influence on me! Bwahahaha!
I absolutely loved the captions on the magazine… ‘prison boxers or briefs’…lol
Can I ask you a question re photos …. recently WP 3 times sent me a take-down re photos I used… when I first started I didn’t understand about ‘rights’ etc. but when I did I thought if I gave credit…it would be okay… but now I’m afraid to use any ??? any thoughts…If it’s too detailed you could pm me at writerwannabe232@hotmail.com Thanks Diane
So glad you liked it!! I had so much fun with this one!
And I will e-mail you, Diane, about how I do photos 😀
You’ve excelled yourself, I was wondering where the magazine was going then POW! Genius and I would like to subscribe to it. Can you run a competition in it to win a stretch inside?
Yes I will!! Oh goodie! The next issue is going to be so exciting! 😀
Clemenza! he could also write a column of 10 handy tips for hiding a .38 in a toilet…
Haha!! That Clemenza!! I always felt the Family underestimated him.
Scott Pederson on death row row row your boat. Haha!
Clemenza sure knows how to make a good cannoli even without a side of gun.
That Clemenza! He’s just like that lovable little Teddy Bear that, sure, if you squeeze him too tight he’ll put a bullet in your head, but still . . . 😀
“… fresh as someone who just caused someone to be pushing up daisies…” HAW!! What a killer post! Leave the cannoli, take a bow, you wisenheimer!! : )
Ahhhhhh! Markie MacGiggles! I’m always so glad to see your beaming smile and bright-eyed peepers! 😀 It’s so weird, while I’m typing this I’m watching the Godfather and it’s almost at the part where he “takes the cannoli and leaves the gun” Could it be a coincidence? I have no idea! All I know is I could really go for some cannoli right now! Am I’m not ever really sure what cannoli is . . .