Welcome Dear Readers! It’s time for recess! Friday Fictioneer Recess! This week’s photo prompt is brought to us by Claire Fuller’s camera. Novelist Claire Fuller.
Friday Fictioneers is a little writing event that happens every week starting on Wednesday, when Rochelle Wisoff- Fields at Addicted to Purple picks a picture, posts it, and we all write a 100-word story inspired by the picture. And then link up with other Friday Fictioneers over at Rochelle’s blog.
Howard’s New Job
One pepperoni pizza! That’ll be $148.53.
What? For pizza?
We charge extra to deliver here.
Delivery guys never come back.
I’ll get my money. Follow me to the dunge—uh, basement.
Sit down in that chair.
In that electric chair?
Don’t worry. It’s not plugged in.
At least take a weight off and lean up against that rack.
Why does it have straps?
I’m a dentist.
I gotta go!
I’ll extract your wisdom teeth for free!
Wait! I’ll split my pizza with you 50/50?
Well . . . okay.
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Until next time . . . I love you