Welcome, Dear Readers, to this Sunday’s edition of Gregory’s bible stories.
Today’s Sunday school lesson will be a pop quiz. HA!
Pop Quiz Time
In the beginning God said:
a) let there be light
b) turn on the light
c) what’s wrong with this light
d) let there be Bud light
God created the world in:
a) Six days
b) a snit
c) vitro fertilization
d) all of the above
God created man in:
a) his own image
b) lieu of a better idea
c) his blue period
d) an inebriated state
God created Eve from:
a) Adam’s Rib
b) the goat bones left over from lunch
c) plastic bags, baling wire and four cans of creamed corn
d) plastic bags, baling wire and three cans of cream corn
Which fruit was forbidden in the Garden of Eden?
a) the apple
b) the chocolate-covered raisin
c) the plantain
d) The sun-dried tomato
Eve got talked into eating an apple by
a) a snake
b) a nutritionist
c) Mary Tyler Moore
d) a holy ghost
God kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden for:
a) taking one bite out of an apple, not finishing it and then flushing it down the toilet
b) trampling God’s flowers
c) forgetting to water
d) subletting to chimpanzees
Once Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden of Eden, they didn’t want to be naked anymore because:
a) They never got a call back after job interviews
b) Frying bacon was quite painful
c) There was nobody to admire their lack of tan lines
d) It got chilly.
Please put down your pencils down.
If you answered”a” to all of the above questions, congratulations! You have just turned the world on with your smile!
I’m afraid the rest of you will have to stay after class until you find all 8 biblical Mary Tyler Moore’s in the picture below.
Until next time . . . I love (is all around no need to waste it) you