Trifecta 33-Word Challenge: How Swiss Cheese Got Its Holes

Welcome Dear Readers!  This weekend’s Trifecta Writing Challenge is as follows:

In The Scorpio Races, author Maggie Stiefvater writes, “It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.” Give us the next thirty-three words of this story, as you imagine it. Take it wherever you like, but make it original and make it 33 words exactly.  

How Swiss Cheese Got Its Holes

“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”

Are you psychic?

Yes. On 11/2/13 a torpedo will blow up the world’s largest block of cheese.

Another psychic message?

No it’s on my calendar:  Buy cheese-destroying torpedo, locate world’s largest block of cheese.

State -of-the- art, cheese- seeking missle
 One state -of-the- art, cheese- seeking torpedo down one world’s-largest-block-of-cheese to go!

Until next time . . . I love you