Oh roll of thunder hear my cry
I just got a dirt clod in my eye
A hundred feet they beat asunder
Atop my centipede of wonder
Never do I turn my head
For falling off’s my biggest dread.
Not that I’d have far to fall
For a centipede’s not tall at all
But his feet, my dear, are a hundred numbered
Yet he never finds himself encumbered
He ties his shoes so they don’t come loose
With a slip-knot, square-knot, half-hitch noose
Until next time . . . I love you

