Here are 17 things you will never hear a man say:
How do you work this thing?
I wish you would let me vacuum once in a while.
Shhh . . Can’t you see I’m trying to watch I Love Lucy?
What do you mean you can’t drive any slower?
I Know! Let’s skip football, whip up a batch of tapioca pudding and watch Lifetime.
I have no idea how to read a map.
This bedding set would be cute if it just had more decorative pillows.
You like it? I bought it from the Home Shopping Network.
I got my 6-pack Sweatin’ to the Oldies.
Has anybody seen my flute?
Ah! I love that this hand lotion feels so greasy on my hands.
What? You pound in screws with a hammer? Me too!
Can I have the rest of your broccoli?
If only my computer was older and didn’t have so much memory.
I just love the way you strip the gears.
Let’s sell my recliner; I’ll stand.
Tomorrow: 17 things you’ll never hear a woman say!
Until next time . . . I love you
2 thoughts on “17 Things You’ll Never Hear a Man Say”
I have heard one!! How do you work this thing 🙂 And am happy for that!!!
Ha ha! Asif, that’s almost as rare as seeing bigfoot. Hey, thank you for coming by and reading.Much appreicated! 😀