Tary not dear Gwendolyn
O’er ice cream, cake or pie
Your stomach never proves to be
Much smaller than your eye
Tary not dear Gwendolyn
When heaping full your platter
A garden salad? Or french fries?
(You know you’ll choose the latter!)
Tary not dear Gwendolyn
With pralines in the pantry
Sweets like these although they please
Make waists turn vigilante
Tary not dear Gwendolyn
On scents of roast beef gravy
Such nourishment will only serve
To make your waddle wavy
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Love this…now following!
Oh I’m so glad you liked it Marissa! Thanks for coming by and for the follow! 😀
She certainly has an equator about her waist!
Haha! That would explain why her humidity is off the charts.
May your waddle never wave!
LOL!! I may have to make a T-shirt!
Did someone say cake?
You better believe it, Bucky!!
mmmm caakkkeeee!
I just ate some cake! It was so good. Chocolate bunt cake. Now I want to go have another piece!
Well pft. I’m so ready to give up the candida diet I’m on! No sugar, wheat, breads, carbs of any kind…that means no cake. In it two months now. Enjoy a piece for me!
Oh no!!!! I will go have another piece for you right now. It’s the least I can do! I mean what are friends for, right?
Uh yeah right pft 😉 LOL
LOL!! 😀
Love the rosy cheeks! And dress!
Ah so glad you liked it pink! I should have colored them pink!
Hahahahaahah.. that would have been a great idea! 😀
This made me hungry and now I’m off to the kitchen. You did that on purpose, didn’t you? Clever girl.
Oh you got hungry too? I personally gained three pounds just writing it! 😀
HAW!!! Gotta put that ‘un to music– it’d be a smash hit and sell 10 billion copies and Gwen could buy a lotta pralines with all that cabbage!! Your wunnaful verse caused me wavy to waddle, and made me tipsy-toddle! It made my gravy lumpy, and my head go bumpy!! I wanna tarry right here at this blog, where the humor is de tops and makes me liver flops!!
You’re the bestest laugh-maker, Linda, and I dun care if’n I am repeating myself!! : )
Oh Mark! I can’t tell you how truly honored I am to be responsible for the tipsy of your toddle AND the flop of you liver! That’s about the nicest compliment I’ve had since 37 complimented me on my lumpy gravy!
And it always makes my day to open my blog and see your smiling face in the comment box!. 😀