How to tell if you’ve got what it takes to be a Wall Street Protester

Stupid Fat Guy Protesting

Your soulful version of Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen will sound really rad utilizing  jail cell acoustics.

You’re girlfriend is cute enough to get you a ride from the west coast to the east coast like that!

You’re pretty sure you know the difference between a wall and a street, but you plan on boning up the night before.

You, personally,  put the TWIT in Twitter.

You never let the fact that you’re not exactly sure what’s going on get in the way of your passion!

Nobody jumps over barriers, pushes police or blocks traffic like you do. Nobody!

You never pass up an opportunity to get your face painted for reals.

What protest? You’re just waiting for Country Joe and the Fish to show.

And, finally,  you’ve definitely got what it takes to be a Wall Street Protester if . . .

You’ve always been angry that the Wall Street moguls have been bleeding your parents pocketbooks dry for 25 years but NOW it’s starting to affect your allowance!

5 thoughts on “How to tell if you’ve got what it takes to be a Wall Street Protester

  1. That picture makes me laugh out loud! Why do they always have to show guys like that looking emotionally distraught and undignified?

    I think I’m officially ready to be a Wall Street Protestor. What street is it on? Wall?

  2. Hello there, simply turned into aware of your blog thru Google, and found that it is really informative. I’m gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you continue this in future. A lot of other folks will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

    • Well thank you for the warning! But I’m always watching out for brussel sprouts. It’s the least I can do. Thank you for being so specific in your comments. I know you mean it from the bottom of your keyboard.

Please leave a comment. I need help finishing my sentences.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s