Your soulful version of Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen will sound really rad utilizing  jail cell acoustics.

You’re girlfriend is cute enough to get you a ride from the west coast to the east coast like that!

You’re pretty sure you know the difference between a wall and a street, but you plan on boning up the night before.

You, personally,  put the TWIT in Twitter.

You never let the fact that you’re not exactly sure what’s going on get in the way of your passion!

Nobody jumps over barriers, pushes police or blocks traffic like you do. Nobody!

You never pass up an opportunity to get your face painted for reals.

What protest? You’re just waiting for Country Joe and the Fish to show.

And, finally,  you’ve definitely got what it takes to be a Wall Street Protester if . . .

You’ve always been angry that the Wall Street moguls have been bleeding your parents pocketbooks dry for 25 years but NOW it’s starting to affect your allowance!