Welcome Dear Readers! Today I thought it would be fun to share with you a synopsis of the book I’m thinking about writing called Linda’s Guide to Making Things Work.
Chapter One:
Make whatever isn’t working work
Chapter Two
Make whatever is working keep working
Chapter Three
If anything quits working see chapter one
Chapter Four
When something isn’t working try something else and see if that works
Chapter Five
If trying something else didn’t work, try to remember how you made anything work in the first place and do that again
Chapter Six
Take a Jack Daniel’s break
Chapter Seven
If you still can’t remember how you made anything work in the first place redefine the term “what is working”
Chapter Eight
Now everything should be working
Chapter Nine
See you were being far too hard on yourself
Chapter Ten
Now get out there and make it work!
And there you have it, Dear Readers, a synopsis of Linda’s Guide to Making Things Work, now get out there and make it work!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
oh boy, you are so creative with your writing, this is funny
What a nice compliment. Thank you Chris!
I can’t wait until you write the sequel: Making it Work All Over Again.
Now that’s a sequel that is begging to be written!
I find that creative swearing often helps in getting things to work, and the cursing of the manufacturer to an eternity of putting their own furniture together makes me feel better…
I put a couple of chairs together. I did it all by myself and they are still standing, but for some reason I keep finding random screws on the floor next to the chairs. I’m too lazy to figure it out so I just throw them away. (If you ever come over to my house I’d recommend sitting on the couch.)
I CANNOT wait until this comes out.
I’ll rush you a copy as soon as I can make it work!
Wow, I can’t wait. It will be epic!
Sounds simple enough, but, does it stand up to the Murphy factor? Time will tell
gigoid, minimalistically