Here’s something this blog’s never done before. A poll! I’m not sure how to do it, Dear Readers, but I’m willing to give it the ol’ half-hearted, Linda Vernon college drop out try!!
Okay I’m looking around my desk for something to take a poll about. Oh here’s something:
This man is . . .
Hey that was fun. Let’s do another one, wanna?
This man is . . . .
And these men are . . .
And, finally, this man is . . .
And there you have it, Dear Readers! I hope you had fun taking this blog’s very first poll! Now to celebrate! Let’s all go find that banana and eat it shall we?
Until next time . . . I love you, are you kidding? Don’t make me laugh!
33 thoughts on “Take the Very First Linda Vernon Humor Poll”
Found the banana! Now I am looking for the vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce. Excellent poll!
Thanks Helen. You’re right! All polls should end with a vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce poll! 😀
Excellent research work, Linda. What I want to know is how you got a grant from the government to fund this project, and where the hell did that last banana go? Don’t make me laugh.
It was easy. I just got in line down at the post office at the window that says Stupid Government Grants. Wait . . . come to think of it, the words Government Grants weren’t actually on the sign (I just assumed). Well, now I know why the line was so long anyway.
I await the expert findings of this in depth report Linda. This was no laughing matter I assure you.
You are so right, Summers! There are just some things that shouldn’t be laughed at and this, I believe, constitutes one of them (or maybe even two or three as well). 😀
I voted straight alien party and it looks like we are sweeping the election in a landslide.
Which makes me feel and warm and Klaatu barada nikto inside!
uh… that’s what I was going for…
I knew it! I could see it in your sunglasses!
Then I need new ones… I am supposed to be a man of mystery…
May I suggest, then, “the glasses, nose, mustache” glasses combo?
I might do those ones with the fake eyeballs on long springs…
It doesn’t get anymore mysterious than that!
Ha! No it does not!
Excellent collection of photos. Now I know what the Karamazov brothers were up to after they stopped flying.
How did you know I stole these photos from The World Juggling Federation Retirement Center? I just can’t get anything past you El Guapo the Amazing!
This is really hard Ms Linda because I’ve got a totally different caption to each picture in my mind – then again I’m an idiot. Great stuff though and a fantastic idea!
I bet you do Mike! I can just imagine! I’m thinking a few of them might end with the phrase: “or are you glad to see me?” LOL!
But the first picture has someone else’s hand stuck to his face… otherwise the thumb is on the wrong side! No wonder he looks fed up. Imagine going through Monday with someone else’s hand stuck to your face…
Is it really? See I’m a little dyslexic . . . LOL! I really am. I did kind of fudge a little bit and pretend like that was his hand. I really didn’t notice that though . . hahaha! Well at least someone else’s hand Crazy Glued to one’s face would make for an even better retelling! I guess there’s an upside to everything!! 😀
It’s bananas all the way down.
Someone had to point that out, I’m glad it was you, Seb.
Will we know the results of our brilliant votes? Why are my hands stuck to the keyboard?
LOL Bucky!!! I didn’t realize there would be “results”. Hahah! I’ll have to go check those out — if I can figure out how to do that!
Hee hee, I’m sure peanuts can do it!!
Ha! Well I’ll just use the magic word on Peanuts, “Butter!”
Scares Peanuts every time into doing what Peanuts needs to do! 😀
That was fun. Great job. 🙂
Oh I’m so glad you enjoyed it Gene!
Using 37’s high school yearbook picture for that last one was absolutely brilliant!! They didn’t call him Crazy Glue-genheimer fer nuthin’!!
ahahahahahah! Ah yes! 37 in his prime! Unfortunately he’s been wearing that same robe for 37 year now due to a little Crazy Glue mishap back in 1974. But the upside is he looks good in gray!