Hello Dear Readers. It’s time for the weekend Trifecta Writing Challenge: This time we are asked to write a complete story with a beginning, middle and end in three sentences.
God Gets a New Gadget
Once upon a time there was nothing.
Then God turned on His new computer.
And the rest is history.
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Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Now that was funny. I am smiling!
Ah! So glad to hear it Lexi! 😀
Gee, did we buy a new comp, with Windows 8 on it?…. Just a guess….
Uh . . . I need you to explain that to me Ned! Windows 8?
Windows 8 is the latest Operating System on new Windows computers… By all reviews, and by my own test drive of it, it is horrible…. No one can figure out how to make it work, as they’ve changed the entire way it interacts with the user, to a method resembling smart phones… Simply put, it was a bad idea, and is getting trashed by all the people who have had to buy it, and give it back because they couldn’t make it work…. several million of them….including me….
It WOULD explain the world the way it is, if God got ahold of a Windows 8 tablet!….
Ahahahahah! All the world’s a stage and all the men and woman merely players powered by a Windows 8 Operating System! That explains it all! HA! I hadn’t even heard about that Ned. I’m a little behind on checking up on the news. But if my computer should break, I’m definitely replacing it with a Mac. HA! 😀
Perfection in so few words! I loved this one!
Oh I’m so glad you liked it Valerie! 😀
I wonder what God is doing with his computer?
Really, what has he got up the sleeve of his robe I wonder! 😀
you mean he still wears robes? It’s 2013, he’s not up to date? someone needs to let him know!
I know. He’s definitely living in his own little world! 😀
I think he should share..lol
Ha! Oh I love that idea! 😀
So do I!
Ha! There was an app for that!
Ahhha! 😀
I wonder what happens when God needs tech support? Something tells me that’s the job of Lucifer.
LOL!
So now if someone is caught using their phone in church, they can say they were texting God 🙂
Haha! Hey this is working our really well isn’t it?
I wonder if God doesn’t just look at all our technology and cover his face with his hands!
LOL Joe! I think he might do that every five minutes with or without technology! H! 😀
Talk about opening your readers’ minds! Wonderful!
Glad you liked it Yarrpirate! 😀
Hahaha… That was too good Linda. Loved it.
Oh I’m so glad you did, September Dreams! 😀
Oh geez, hope he doesn’t crash reboot anytime soon
Haha! Me either, Jester! 😀
Your humor is so deadpan and deliciously ridiculous, I LOVE this piece 🙂
Oh what a nice comment! 😀 Thank you! 😀
So. It wasn’t Al Gore after all? Great one, as usual.
Let’s see . . . now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Al Gore my soul to keep — it fits in there perfectly. Okay now I’m totally freaked out!! HA!
This could almost be a literal god in the machine (:
What is god in machine exactly? I’m too old to know. I think I’ll have to google it Draug! 😀
Too bad He didn’t invest in some good virus protection when it came to the wars. We can only hope He isn’t fond of “Clear History”. This is cute, Linda!
Thank you for linking up!
Oh I love that idea. Virus protection for wars! If only . . . 😀
Hahaha Microsoft wants you as adman now!
Hahaha! 😀 !
Why do I feel that Al Gore was lurking somewhere near God, taking notes that he would later reveal in mortality as the internet? haha!
Hahaha! I love that idea! In fact, if Al Gore would have been around in biblical days, he would have been Moses! I can just see him running around hobnobbing with God! Claiming he invented the ten commandments! Married to his lovely wife Yom Tipper! 😀