Dear Readers! Good News! It’s Friday here at the blog. What does Friday mean to us?
For some of us, Friday means it’s the last day of the work week and that the next two days will be spent in pursuits of our own choosing!
On the other hand, for those of us who are off all week and who have to go to work on Saturday and Sunday then Friday means it’s actually Sunday and tomorrow isn’t really Saturday at all — it’s Monday, meaning of course, it won’t actually be Friday, in a case like that, until Sunday!
I know it sounds confusing, Dear Readers, perhaps this helpful chart will be helpful:
Now as you can see by this helpful chart, if it’s Sunday, and you have to go to work on Thursday, but you have four Wednesdays off in a row, it won’t actually be Friday until Tuesday afternoon. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’m alway getting those two confused.
Maybe this graph will better illustrate my point:
There now! Isn’t that better? Oh, and if you look in the lower-right hand corner of the Chart That Better Illustrates My Point, you will see that Friday tolerances are not cumulative! Wait . . . that doesn’t take into account leap year. Oh I’m so embarrassed. Wrong chart!
Here’s the chart I should have shown you in the first place:
As you can see, if you are here, and it’s Friday but you have to work on the weekend, then today is really uh . . . wait . . . okay, now even I’m getting confused. Ha ha! Isn’t that the way it always is on Fridays/Sundays (or possibly Wednesdays)?
Screw it, Dear Readers! Let’s just cut to the chase and go directly to the chart that is Self-Explanatory:
The Chart That Is Self Explanatory
I think you’ll agree, Dear Readers, that the person who came up with this chart to explain the different days of the week as they pertain to Fridays is a self-explanatory genius! After all, it’s not every mind that can boil down a complicated “Friday” concept to simple spleens, elbows and inner thys.
But just in case, you are still a little confused about whether it’s Friday, Sunday or next Tuesday, I’m pulling out the stops and throwing in a picture just to be on the safe side. But not just any picture. I am throwing in a picture that tells a thousand words.
A Picture That Tells a Thousand Words
And there you have it, Dear Readers! There’s really nothing left to say about Friday, Monday or any other day of the week as far as I’m concerned.
Have a great weekend!
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
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you forgot to mention this guy above me who’s clearly desperate for readers, As for the chart though! the first one? who said you could read mine huh?? come on 😛
What? That’s your chart Andy? I thought it was made by the guy who needs more readers. Okay now I’m really confused *quickly makes chart of how confused I am to post tomorrow*
Uhm you missed another 30 lines 😛
I think if you had marked a small oblong linotetrar with a four pin base, this all would have been much clearer.
I think this weekend I need to go somewhere uncharted… 😉
Well I guess my large oblong linotetrars with the three pin base mistake is all over the internet now. There’s just no secrets on WordPress anymore . . . sigh . . .
Great charts! I now know that my Sunday is thrice Fridays once daylight savings becomes 2031!
Ahahah! That makes perfect sense. You’re a chip off the old block! (I’ll make a graph of chips for your birthday).
I prefer the 1st chart to the self-explanitory one. The reason I follow your blog is so you’ll do all the thinking and I don’t have to.
Uh oh. That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard, Russell. But it is putting a little more zing in my Monday/Friday or possibly Thursday!
I think you just fried what’s left of my brain. I appreciate the graphs and charts, actually. They clear everything up… yeah right. You’re not a structural engineer are you, Linda? All that talk of pins and base connections got me a bit excited… as did that wonderfully explanatory but sexually-ambivalent human figure.
Moi a structural engineer? I’m everything an engineer isn’t, I’m afraid Trent. I use a lot of duct tape. I never measure anything. I never follow directions, I’ve never followed a recipe to the letter in my life. I’m a “Any bridge I made would never meet in the middle kind of person” I drive my mechanical engineering husband mad. But then, he drives me mad too so it evens out nicely .
Mechanical engineer? Respect… but I also respect duct tape. I think the perfect engineer knows when to use either.
I like that! I’m going to suggest it for my husbands firm’s tagline on their website!
If in fact it is the weekend, you have a good one too. Also I’m very confused about what time it is, do you have a self explanatory chart for that?
*snap* No, but I’ll start working on it now!
Okay great, let me know when you do!
You’ll be the first to know!
Moi first? I’m so special… 😉
You are special! 😀
awww shucks *kicks the dirt*
Oh look, now your shoes are dirty! But that just makes you all the more special!!
Special and dirty shoes, now what?! 😉
Sit back and relax?
okay I can do that!
Oh good! Yay!
Just like in my place… my Friday is Thursday… so Fridays and Saturdays are my Saturdays and Sundays… hahahaha
Excellent post Linda! 😀
Hi Dolly!! It’s so nice to see your smiling face! So glad you like the post. And thank you for dropping by this lovely Saturday? Sunday? morn!