Sally Milkerson Becomes a Good Read
Little Sally Milkerson wanted a tattoo
She asked her mother Wanda
If it was something she could do
Wanda would have answered her
But you see she couldn’t hear
What with all the piercings that were pinning shut her ear
So Little Sally Milkerson went and got a pencil
To write her mom a note that said
May I please have a stencil?
Wanda would have answered her
But her eyelids wouldn’t open
Thanks to all her piercings, in the dark she was agropin’
Little Sally Milkerson told her mother not to worry
She’d take the task upon herself
And get tattooed in a hurry
She skipped down to the tattoo parlor
A wad of cash in hand
And gave it to the Tattoo-er — behind the counter, Stan
When Little Sally Milkerson came waltzing through the door
Her mother Wanda’s color drained
She toppled to the floor
A miracle! — It had occurred from somewhere up above her!
For her darling little daughter now
Had Harry Potter on her cover
Until Next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Ewwwww, pierced eyes, noooooooooooo.
Hahaha! I know it’s horrible. I don’t know what got into me or, more importantly, what got into her *ba-dum-TSH*
Haha! “Thanks to all her piercings, in the dark she was agropin'”
Good one Linda, and it even rhymes!!
Thanks Lisa! 😀
Love it!…Mom has a LOT of piercings ouch…!….Diane
I’m glad you liked it Diane. 😀
I still can’t get past mom’s piercings. I think when it gets to the point you can’t see or hear, it may be too far…but that could just be me 🙂
Hahaha! Yeah I’d say that’s probably a pretty good rule of thumb Janna! 😀
ahaha! as one who is scheduled to get a bit tattoo in three weeks, i have to laugh!
Really!! How exciting! Oh what are you going to get?
i’ll post pics after i get it. 😉 it’s hard to explain
Oh goodie!! I can’t wait!! 😀
Ha ha! I love it. Thanks for linking up!
Your welcome. I’m glad you enjoyed it! 😀
I still haven’t gotten around to getting a HP tattoo yet ): Must save up the monies first. Cute story!
They are a bit pricey I hear. 😀
A fine contribution to national poetry month!
Fine and kinda disgusting.
I guess it just depends on how you look at it. Presuming you CAN get your eyes open, that is.
LOL!! I do what I can for our nation, what can I say?
This is a funny story, such an odd family.
Katie atBankerchick Scratchings
Haha Yes Katie. They are certainly different! 😀
Hilarious and a little gross. I got nervous because Wanda was running out of places to pierce…snort!
Hahaha! 😀
Sally has a fine example in her mother – of what not to do. Eyelid piercings, yikes! Even so a very funny tale, and in poem form for National Poetry Month. Always stretching your talent. And I always enjoy it.
Ah how nice! I’m so glad you enjoy them, Steph!
Ouch!Too piercing!Ha!Ha!loved this!
So glad you like it Atreyee! 😀
A most excellent poem praising the merits of all forms of body art. Except maybe going a bit over the top. Have you noticed how you do that?
Hahaha Love the Harry Potter!
LoL Kymm! ! I think “over the top” is my middle name! HA! 😀