Hello Dear Readers! Yesterday, when I went to my mailbox, I got a sales letter that had this question on the outside of the envelope:
And then I got to thinking gee they really shouldn’t stop there. I bet there’s lots of questions they could ask to get more business. To that end, I’ve taken the liberty of coming up with a few suggestions as follows:
And there you have it Dear Readers! Effective as all get out Junk Mail Envelope Questions!
Until next time . . . I love you.
Linda Vernon Humor 
Can you buy the crap I’m selling?
Really. Why not just come right out and say it! And who knows it might even work! 😀 (But I doubt it.)
Can I buy you a house?
LOL Bucky!! The ultimate suck up!! 😀
ha will it would catch my attention…
Me too! 😀
we should talk to someone about this..
I love these questions.
Haha! Well I think a few of them might possibly get someone’s attention. 😀
They’re all good questions…I’d like to see “can I watch your dog so you can go away whenever you want?” or “can I clean your bathrooms for you”…Boy there sure is a lot….Diane
LoL!! I think I’d take them up on those two, Diane! 😀
Damn! All I get in the mail are bills!
LoL!! I think maybe the second half of that sentence was written in invisible ink — which would make it read: Can I buy you lunch and bill you for it later! 😀
When I first read your post, I thought it was a legitimate note from your postman propositioning you. Those cheeky salesmen! Bait-and-switching themselves right into Hell.
That envelope would be a terrible lunch date – too many questions. They come on too strong.
Haha! And then it would probably pick up the check and hand it ot you! 😀
After it sent that note saying Can I buy you dinner! Sheesh!
Anyone who wants to kill a spider can come right on in.
LOL!! You’d think the ad execs on Madison Avenue would have thought of that by now! 😀
Can I floss your teeth after that (not so free) lunch? LOL 😀
Hahahah! 😀 (And they could include the floss inside the envelope!) You are a marketing genius Dianne! 😀
I passed by a house recently with a huge sticker on the window saying ‘Postman, do not deliver junk mail.’ Yeah, whatever, right?
Haha Katy! An eternal optimist must have lived there! 😀