Dear Readers! I’ve been away from my blog for four whole days! My kids visited, and we all whooped it up Vernon Style in a combination, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Spring Birthday, Memorial Day celebration! Gosh we had a good time! We figure it will hold us over until June when we’ll all get together again to celebrate National Accordion Month! (Can! Not! Wait!)
But Dear Readers, as you know, life isn’t all fun and games. No siree! Sometimes life is a serious business and as such, you have to get the most out of every single minute — which brings us to today’s topic:
Literature and The Death Penalty:
Bestsellers Revised-for-People-Who-Are-Hanging-By-Their-Necks-Until-Dead Market
What Color Is Your Parachute You Wish You Had Right Now?
Clear and Present Danger, Tell Me Something I Don’t Know Edition
Amy Vanderbilt’s Complete Book of Swinging Back and Fourth Etiquette
The Pit and Hey Lookee Me I’m the Pendulum
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People Who Can’t Breath
Literally Lord of the Flies
The Agony and the Ecstasy Only Ixnay on the Ecstasyay
Ο Things to Do Before You Die, The Heavily Discounted Edition
And there you have it, Dear Readers! Now, I must admit, this post was a little weird even for me. I’m blaming it on too much cake while whooping it up with the family. I’m really going to have to watch it at next months National Accordion Celebration!
Until next time . . . I love you