Carlotta Loretta Tostada


Carlotta Loretta Tostada

Linda Vernon Humor, humorous art

Carlotta Loretta Tostada was queen

Of swirling and twirling her way in between

The People who waited in line at the bank

Some thought she was silly, but most thought she drank

 Carlotta Loretta Tostada was weird

She would often forget to shave off her beard

The people who waited in line at the bank

Would see her and think that her beard really stank

 

Carlotta Loretta Tostada was shifty

Her distractions they’d yield her two hundred and fifty

From people who waited in line at the bank

They thought she was harmless (let’s just be frank)

 

Carlotta Loretta Tostada was terse

When security stopped her and opened her purse

The people who waited in line at the bank

Saw checks with their names on them—all of them blank

 

Carlotta Loretta Tostada was jailed

On multiple counts of grand larceny nailed

The people who waited in line at the bank

Think Carlotta Loretta Tostada’s a skank

Until next time . . . I love you

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