Carlotta Loretta Tostada
Carlotta Loretta Tostada was queen
Of swirling and twirling her way in between
The People who waited in line at the bank
Some thought she was silly, but most thought she drank
Carlotta Loretta Tostada was weird
She would often forget to shave off her beard
The people who waited in line at the bank
Would see her and think that her beard really stank
Carlotta Loretta Tostada was shifty
Her distractions they’d yield her two hundred and fifty
From people who waited in line at the bank
They thought she was harmless (let’s just be frank)
Carlotta Loretta Tostada was terse
When security stopped her and opened her purse
The people who waited in line at the bank
Saw checks with their names on them—all of them blank
Carlotta Loretta Tostada was jailed
On multiple counts of grand larceny nailed
The people who waited in line at the bank
Think Carlotta Loretta Tostada’s a skank
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Carlotta was never heard from again, until, after a strange confluence of events, she became head of the Senate banking committee. ..
That did not rhyme…
LOL!
😉
Everyone’s a critic… 😉
Or stating a fact..lol
Hmph.
Carlotta, left in a jailroom bed,
Quickly was forgotten by eveyones head.
They thought she was done,
and went on with their fun.
Til one day on the news,
In a bright pair of shoes,
She sang to all a bright ditty:
About how the travails
of her days in shoe sales
Led her to Chair the Senate Banking Committee.
And I thank you.
Ahahaha!
Bravo! Standing ovation!
(And then she went on to serve her nation)
Now we’re talkin!
Carlotta’s beard was very weird give she was female
I don’t know about you
but..
I think it should be shaved
and…
Sent to you via
Snail mail..
Here here! I second that motion! And so does my mailman! 😀
ahaha! lets do it!
I knew she was destined for great things . . . Next stop the oval office. President Tostada has a delicious ring to it!
I don’t know. Sounds a bit…cheesy…
LOL! She’ll fit right in!
Carlotta should have hidden the blank checks in her beard…
Ahahaha! Oh why didn’t she think of that!
No one said she was smart 😉
Ha ha! She has to live by her instincts! 😀
uh oh!