Edwina Purina Chow Dippity Do
Bent over to polish her Buster Brown shoe
But the polish therein was of toxic aroma
And Edwina Purina fell into a coma
No one knew what to do for they couldn’t awake her.
So the Doctor was summoned. (He suggested they shake her)
But yet she lay docile and still as could be
Then someone suggested, “Push her out of a tree!”
So they hoisted her up in a Giant Sequoia
And everyone helped — even Mike and Latoya!
All that was left was to give her a shove
And who better for that than the lieutenant gov?
Who ran on a platform of brotherly love
And never did falter when push came to shove
He shook that sequoia, he had him some muscle
(Attributed mainly to sprouts found in Brussel)
Well, the tree started shaking and then the wind blew
And Edwina Purina Chow Dippity Do . . .
Flew through the air like a bomber (long range)
And landed on top of the Foreign Exchange
She opened her eyes and everyone cheered
But to tell you the truth? It was all very weird!