Today’s Big Whoopsie:
Pentagon accidentally ships Live Anthrax . . .
On May 27th, the Pentagon admitted that it had shipped live anthrax to facilities in multiple U.S. states, and to a U.S. airbase in South Korea—by accident. Anthrax is usually kept in highly secure biolabs with multiply redundant safeguards. But we’ve always known there is room for human error. —Nautilus Magazine
The possible scenario as to how this big Whoopsie happened:
Lenny: Hey Larry whatcha eatin’?
Larry: Dessert.
Lenny: It looks weird, what is it?
Larry: Creme brulee. I make it myself. I brought extra if you want one.
Lenny: Oh cool! I’ll definitely try one.
Larry: Okay.
Lenny: Where are they?
Larry: On that table over there.
Lenny: The one with the test tubes on it?
Larry: No the one behind it.
Lenny: You mean the one with the beakers on it?
Larry: No, the table in the back. I put them right next to all those Live Anthrax Petri dishes you made yesterday.
A few minutes later:
Larry: Well, what do you think of my creme brulee, Lenny?
Lenny: Mm . . . this is killer creme brulee, Larry!
Larry: Yeah, I guess you could say creme brulee is my specialty.
Lenny: Why’d you make so many?
Larry: I sending them to all my buddies in our nine different labs around the US and South Korea.
Lenny: That’s really nice of you but aren’t you worried you’ll get the creme brulee and the live Anthrax mixed up?
Larry: Naaaaaa.
Lenny: Well it’s going to cost you a fortune to ship them.
Larry: Hahahaha!
Lenny: Why are you laughing?
Larry: Are you kidding? Uncle Sam’s paying for it.
Lenny: You want to know something, Larry, just between you and me?
Larry: What?
Lenny: I haven’t paid for a single postage stamp since I started working at the Pentagon in 1992.
Lenny: Me neither.
Until next time . . . I love you (especially you Pentagon!)
Linda Vernon Humor 
LOL! Another whoopise by those lovable goofs Larry and Lenny. I can’t wait to see what they are up to next! Perhaps they’ll activate a nuclear warhead to Nigeria while trying to send a recipe for noodle soup to Uncle Nigel. Talk about a season finale!!
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Hahah! Oh Jackie! That’s a wonderful idea! That’s probably a real life boo boo by the Defense Department!
Brilliant! Reminds me of the time I baked a cake but used Crack instead of raisons. Oh how we laughed…after we came out of intensive care.
Hahahahaha!
Now, who else would hide a rant in the lines of a silly story? Oh, right. Linda….
Nice! But, what do you have against creme brulee?…
gigoid, the dubious
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Ha ha! Well, dubious, creme brulee is usually my go-to dessert. But then again I’ve never tasted Live Anthrax, so what do I know?
“…creme brulee is usually my go-to dessert…” – L. Vernon. That’s it. I am now officially addicted to these threads and I need you all to support me. I appreciate your understanding.