Welcome Dear Readers! Do you ever suspect that not only do you love drinking your coffee, but that maybe you are a little too into coffee itself?
Eight Ways to Tell If You’re Too into Coffee
You’ve replaced all your buttons with coffee beans
You just can’t understand why Juan Valdez never makes People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
All your furniture is coffee bean bag
You’ve been much happier since it dawned on you that any empty space can be theoretically filled with coffee
You absolutely refuse to become an astronaut until there’s a Starbucks on the Space Station
Frankly, if you got to drink coffee while being probed, you really wouldn’t mind being abducted by aliens all that much
If God would have made the oceans coffee instead of salt water, you would have never dropped out of Sailor College
Sure, you might be a little jittery from drinking too much coffee, but, hey, at least you’ve never felt an earthquake
And there you have it, Dear Readers, now go enjoy your coffee (but not too much).
Until next time . . . I love you