Hello Dear Readers! Have I got a wonderful surprise for you today! Everybody’s favorite tortured art teacher, The Drawing Lady, has agreed to stop by the blog. Isn’t it wonderful? I know!
But please remember, Dear Readers, that because The Drawing Lady is a tortured art teacher, we must be very careful not to upset her by asking too many questio—-Oh shhh . . . here she comes now.
Dear Readers, today The Drawing Lady will be teaching us how to draw Medieval people. Perhaps you are asking why Medieval people, Drawing Lady? Why not Roman People? Or Egyptian people? or Viking People?
Dear Readers! Are you deliberately trying to upset The Drawing Lady by asking these questions when The Drawing Lady has only recently recovered from her hysterical plunge out her drawing school window, breaking every bone in her body?
The Drawing Lady would simply like you to draw this Medieval person to the best of your abilities:
The Drawing Lady says now you try:
Is this right Drawing Lady? Do you think her eyes are expressive enough, Drawing Lady? Do you want us to erase it, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers! The Drawing Lady is beating her head with her fists. The Drawing Lady says that after all the lessons she has given you, you are still horrible artists.
The Drawing Lady would like you to try drawing the Medieval couple below and for crying out loud try putting a little more umph into it:
The Drawing Lady says now you try:
Like this Drawing Lady? Do you think it has enough umph, Drawing Lady?Drawing Lady? Drawing Lady does this make your heart sing, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady has curled up into a fetal position and is rocking back and forth. The Drawing Lady is giving you one last chance to get it right by drawing this Medieval man with a tortured soul:
The Drawing Lady says now you try:
Is this right Drawing Lady? Did we get the tortured soul part right, Drawing Lady? Drawing Lady why are you opening the window, Drawing Lady? Why are you climbing out onto the ledge Drawing Lady? Drawing Lady? . . . Drawing Lady? . . .
Dear Readers, I regret to inform you that The Drawing Lady has gone stalk-raving mad and jumped out of the window again.
This concludes our drawing lesson for today.
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Until next time . . . I love you