Trifecta 33 Word Writing Challenge: The All Important Call from HGTV

This Weekend’s Trifecta Challenge is to describe something that is three different things at the same time:

The All-Important Call from HGTV

Mr. Pumpkineater?

Yes.

HGTV here! We’re featuring your house on: Homes You Can Live In  . . Imprison Your Wife In . . . AND . . .  Eat in an Emergency!

YIPPEE!

Who’s that honey?

Nobody.  Go back to sleep. 

“What are you looking so smug about?”
“Nothing.” 

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Until next time . . . I love you

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