This Weekend’s Trifecta Challenge is to describe something that is three different things at the same time:
The All-Important Call from HGTV
Mr. Pumpkineater?
Yes.
HGTV here! We’re featuring your house on: Homes You Can Live In . . Imprison Your Wife In . . . AND . . . Eat in an Emergency!
YIPPEE!
Who’s that honey?
Nobody. Go back to sleep.
“Nothing.”
* * *
Until next time . . . I love you
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Linda Vernon Humor 
I love it! This made me smile!
Glad you enjoyed it Lucy and thanks for dropping by! 😀
“Imprison your wife in…” hahaha! Good one!!
Thanks Lisa! I always wondered why Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater’s wife didn’t just eat her way to freedom . . . I guess I sometimes expect too much for the nursery rhyme people! HA!
Maybe she was allergic. Or maybe she just didn’t like being ‘squashed’ 😉
Ha ha Natalie. Probably both! 😀
Being named Peter, well, this hits home for me – no pun intended.
Ha! I knew pumpkineater reminded me of someone . . .
Yes, I love the edible edifice! And I always love your stories!
Thank you lumdog. Most of my favorite things are edible! 😀
Definitely three purposes for Peter. However, not too fond of one! But “the Mrs.” must like pumpkin and Peter an awful lot! So FUN!
Ha Gina. Yes I’d say the Mrs. likes pumpkin very much! And orange ya glad?
How great! I love this one!
Thank you deanabo! I’m glad you enjoyed it! 😀
Hahaha! What a show that would be! Highest rated ever, I’d bet.
Ha ha Tina! Yes. I would definitely watch what happens! 😀
Imaginative, as always. Love it, imprison your wife in, and then, who’s that honey, nobody. Funny…
This one is so lovable. Just awesome.
Ah thank you Ruby. 😀
Ha! This is a great one.
So glad you liked it Annabelle! 😀
Priceless! Linda, you always make me smile.
Oh that’s so good to hear. Thank you Amy! 😀
Wonderful–I never leave your blog without smiling! Did the new season inspire your fall food/house/jail choice? 🙂
You know Sandra, I think it must have! HA! And thank you so much for your kind words! 😀
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Sooz
Anytime Sooz!! 😀
What a fun take on the subject! Great ending to it as well.
Thank you Wisper and thanks for coming by to check it out! 😀
Great house, but why’d they go with that awful color??
And I see it’s bio-degradable. That’ll teach ’em to trust their future to Al Gore Real Estate… : P
LOL! Mark! Well they are lucky Al Gore didn’t eat it because he was mighty hungry the day he sold it to them. But it wasn’t made out of Funyuns or even Pumpkinyuns, — so they really lucked out! 😀