Bestseller Sequels That Are Just Begging to Be Written

A Flea Glows in Brooklyn

A radioactive flea gains self-esteem when he

gets a job as a firefly

Tell Me Again Why the Caged Bird Sings

Maya Angelou’s senior moments

To Stun a Mockingbird

The updated, Peta-approved version

For Whom the Belle Toils

Paris Hilton cleans toilets for the LA County
jail

Breakfast at Epiphanies

Adventures of a born-again Holly
Golightly

Clockwork Orange Sherbet

How to tell when it’s time to eat orange
sherbet in the future

A Street Car Named Gimme Gimme

Blanche Dubois forgets her manners

Ass Menagerie

Life on the donkey farm

What Color Was My Parachute?

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