Bestseller Sequels That Are Just Begging to Be Written
A Flea Glows in Brooklyn
A radioactive flea gains self-esteem when he
gets a job as a firefly
Tell Me Again Why the Caged Bird Sings
Maya Angelou’s senior moments
To Stun a Mockingbird
The updated, Peta-approved version
For Whom the Belle Toils
Paris Hilton cleans toilets for the LA County
jail
Breakfast at Epiphanies
Adventures of a born-again Holly
Golightly
Clockwork Orange Sherbet
How to tell when it’s time to eat orange
sherbet in the future
A Street Car Named Gimme Gimme
Blanche Dubois forgets her manners
Ass Menagerie
Life on the donkey farm
What Color Was My Parachute?
Séance FAQs
Linda Vernon Humor 
I’m dying to read For Whom the Belle Toils. Perhaps a version containing the Kardashians would be a good read too.
Ha! I would have but one of my goals in life is to never read anything about the Kardashians. When it comes to the Kardashians I have a feeling ignorance is bliss!