Welcome Dear Readers! This weekend’s Trifecta Writing Challenge asks us to write 33 words about a god of our own devising that rules over the human realm with 32 other gods.
Buddhist cosmology tells of Trāyastriṃśa, or the Heaven of Thirty-Three gods, which rule over the human realm. This weekend we’re asking for exactly 33 of your own words about a god of your own devising that shares heaven with the other thirty-two gods. –
The Candidate Who Won the Position for 33rd Wisdom Tooth God
Position desired: Wisdom Tooth God
Salary Desired: 10% Commission on Gross Tooth Fairy Revenue
Previous experience: Baby Tooth – ten years
Reason for leaving: String on doorknob
Professional Goals: To one day be crowned
“That guy? I’ve seen smarter cavities than him!”
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Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Clever!
Ah! Thank you! 😀
🙂
That’s hilarious, and convinces me more than I already was that the world needs more puns!
Here here! The world could certainly use more puns! Maybe puns would bring us whirrled peas!
I wonder if he hangs out with Cheeseburgerus?
Ha! Perhaps Cheeseburgerus hangs out with him hoping he’ll morph into a cavity — Okay the thought of that kind of makes me feel sick to my stomach . . . but in a good way, Seb!
Brilliant!
Hi Bucky! I’ve been gone most of the week! I’ve missed all my friends! I’m glad you liked this one! 😀
I hope it was a good week!
Thanks Bucky. It was kind of bumpy actually. But it’s ended on a good note so we’ll see . . .
Awww sorry to hear that, glad for the more positive ending. 🙂
Thanks Bucky! Everything is smooth sailing again!! I’m so glad too as that’s the longest I’ve ever taken off from blogging since I started! It’s good to be back!!
Wonderful and welcome back!
Thanks Bucky!! 😀
Wicked. String on doorknob…to one day be crowned. Fast and furious, LV.
I’m so glad you liked it Borgia!! 😀
Oh my goodness, Linda, this is so awesome! Nicely done! 😀
Thank you Suzanne! 😀
WHAT A BLAST! Love, Love, Love, etc.
Haha! Thanks Ted!! So glad you enjoyed this one! 😀
Reason for leaving? I laughed and laughed! Nicely done, Linda :))
Oh, I’m so glad you enjoyed my little take, Jo-Anne! 😀
Only when the teeth have fallen may they gain wisdom.
Your wisdom puts my fortune cookie fortunes to shame, El, I mean Sir Guapola!
You always come with most brilliant ideas
Oh thank you so much Ruby!! 😀
I think the position needs to be filled, now!!
Clever, Linda!
Thanks Valerie. There’s a gaping hole for a new recruit!
You are so clever and witty mom. I just love what you come up with for these 33 word challenges!
Ah thank you honey!! You are so supportive and sweet to read all your mom’s blatherings!
One day to be crowned huh! You’re so clever Linda. 😆
Oh thank you RC! I’m so glad you liked it.
wonderful..this made me grin until that wisdom tooth started to hurt,
Haha! So glad you liked it Bjorn!
*hahaha* You crack me up every time! Great job, Linda!
Oh I’m so glad you liked it Christina!
This is great! So ambitious “he” is!!!
Thank you Gina!
A god who takes a commission from a fairy? Geez, Linda, so cynical.
Smarter cavities than him… lol
hahahaha! I didn’t think of it that way Kymm. I think that might be fairy harassment, now that that you mention it.
“Previous experience: Baby Tooth – ten years”
Oh, that cracked me up. So freakin’ clever. And the professional goal sealed the deal. Loved this so much. It might even be my favorite of yours … so far. 🙂
Oh Ivy! What a nice comment! Thank you! I’ve been going to the dentist a lot lately so teeth have been on my mind. Only one left though for this year anyway. YAY! 😀
Ha!ha!Hee!hee!Loved the reason for leaving the most;-)
So glad Atreyee! My mother actually tied strings to our loose baby teeth to remove them. I don’t why she felt the need to do that as they would have come out on their own anyway. LOL! 😀
Oh she did?Reminds me of Tom Sawyer 😀
Haha! Is that in Tom Sawyer? LoL! I always wondered where she got that idea! 😀
Yes I remember it to be 🙂
Linda, very clever. You had me laughing out lid, though I’m reminded, sadly, of my upcoming perio treatment. Ugh!
I’m so glad you enjoyed it, Joanne. And perio treatments — there’s really not much that’s worse than that. Why does time go so quickly between dentist appointments? It’s some sort of weird law of physics, I think. 😀
Oh my gosh, I loooove your humor!
Ah!! Thanks Melissa! Your comment is a perfect start to my day!! 😀