According to the Daily Mail Online, Sarah Ferguson’s 9/11 children’s book was rejected by publishers for being ‘too offensive to publish’
Here’s Some Other Children’s Books Written by Sarah Ferguson That Were Rejected by Publishers ‘for being too Offensive’
Winnie the Poop
The Little Engine that Sold Daddy Out
Cloudy with a Chance of Me Eating the Meatballs
The Day Peter Cottontail Went Down With the Titanic
The Chronicles of “Oh Darnia!”
Mother Goosed
Fergie and Her Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Reality Show
James and the Giant Peach I ate
Are you there Your Majesty? It’s me Sarah
This Little Piggy Crossed the Line and Got Mummy Kicked Out of Palace
Until next time . . . I love you
I find it strange that Fergie is writing children’s books in the first place!
A few more titles that got rejected:
“The Polar Depressed”
“To Kill a Cute Kitten”
“I Know Why the Caged Baby Cries”
I know why the caged baby cries! Jackie, that should be the title of your first children’s book.
My children’s book “Mysterious George” about the ghost of a mischievous monkey that haunts little children, was also rejected.
LOL!! Publishers will rue the day they turned down Mysterious George! Mark my words! 😀