Top Ten Rejected Children’s Books Written By Sarah Ferguson

According to the Daily Mail Online, Sarah Ferguson’s 9/11 children’s book was rejected by publishers for being ‘too offensive to publish’

Here’s Some Other Children’s Books Written by Sarah Ferguson That Were Rejected by Publishers ‘for being too Offensive’

Winnie the Poop

The Little Engine that Sold Daddy Out

Cloudy with a Chance of Me Eating the Meatballs

The Day Peter Cottontail Went Down With the Titanic

The Chronicles of “Oh Darnia!”

Mother Goosed

Fergie and Her Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Reality Show

James and the Giant Peach I ate

Are you there Your Majesty?  It’s me Sarah

This Little Piggy Crossed the Line and Got Mummy Kicked Out of Palace

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