Bad Ideas for Kindergarten Show and Tell
Ignited Crepe Suzette
Alien implants
Old stogies I have found
A signed copy of Mein Kampf
The license plates daddy made
Any type of Hooch
Auntie Bev’s puppy jerky recipe
Grandpa’s Toupee
The Ark of the Covenant
I agree with you, Linda. These are things that should be saved for first grade.
Yes! Thank you for reading between the lines, Nick.
I think the only thing that should be at show and tell is chainsaw juggling.
Jimmy Nine-Fingers has gotten much better since the preschool debacle.
Jimmy nine fingers and the chainsaw jugglers! Best. Band. Name. Ever.
What about bringing in Auntie Bev wearing Gramp’s toupee and smokin’ an old stogie she found in her puppy jerky? Never mind– you probably did it when you were in first grade… 🏆😂