Today: Roger’s Teeny Communication Foible
“I need your advice, Roger.” I remarked to my three-month-old baby, Roger.
“Wait until I’m through drooling.” Roger replied evenly.
“I’m hiring a babysitter.”
“Nancy, listen . . . “
“Don’t call me Nancy, Roger. Call me Mother, Roger, remember?”
“You mean you want me to call you Mother Roger Remember, Mother?”
“Oh Roger! Your linguistics are appalling!”
“Perhaps, but no babysitter, huh? I’ll just nap.”
“I’m acquiescing but reluctantly, Roger.”
“Oh and bring home a rattle, Nancy.”
“You mean bring home a rattle, Mother, Roger!”
“Fine! Bring home a rattle mother roger too, if you must then, Nancy.”
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Or …. Nancy could have her first name legally changed to “Mother” (without the quote marks), then everyone will be happy. Well, maybe not Mr. Crabby Appleton – he was never happy, no matter what Tom Terrific did.
As they say, if you want to break some eggs, you have to make omelets.
Tom Terrific! You have a great memory! I haven’t thought about Tom Terrific since . . . Well I can’t remember since when.
Weeping helpless tears!! I haven’t cried this hard since I got my head stuck in an Onyums bag. I think it was “I’m acquiescing but reluctantly” that did it. No wait, it was the cartoon with the wonderful word balloons and Nancy preparing to use Roger as a wishbone– say g’bye, Roger Baby!! Exquisite, my dear enchantingly deranged Linda!!!! 😂😂😂👍🏆
My wish was that you would come and leave a wonderful comment on my blog. Roger is not only a great baby but is proving to be a effective wishbone as well!