Welcome, Dear Readers ,to this blog’s contribution to Whatnot Wednesday over at Biff Sock Pow’s Place. Anybody can join in with whatever ‘whatnot’s’ happen to strike your Wednesday Whatnot writing fancy. Today I thought it would be fun to write a little story about a great place to go to lunch on Whatnot Wednesday.
Lunch at the Movie Cliché Cafe
“Stella!”
“Yes! I’m here! You had me at hello!”
“I’ll have liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
“Outta Chianti, sorry.”
“Pishaw! Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Just give me a martini, shaken not stirred.”
“Yes sir.”
“Bond. James Bond.”
“Yes, Mr. Bond.”
“Well, actually, they call me Mr. Tibbs.”
“Okay, Mr. Tibbs, have you decided?”
“I’ll take a box of chocolates.”
“I wouldn’t recommend the chocolates.”
“Why?”
“You never know what you’re gonna get.”
“Oh. Then give me the Soylent Green.”
“It’s people.”
“What is?”
“Soylent Green is made out of people!”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
How To Play Whatnot Wednesday
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Write a blog post entitled “Whatnot Wednesday” (it can be about anything)
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Add these guidelines to the bottom of your post
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Add a link to a Biff Sock Pow “Whatnot Wednesday” post (such as this one) in your post
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Add the tag #WhatnotWednesday to your post
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Post your post
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In the comments below in my post, leave a link to your Whatnot Wednesday blog post
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See how many bullet points you can end with the word “post”
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Most of all …. HAVE FUN! (post)
Linda Vernon Humor 
Loved this! Very clever!
And thanks for playing along with Whatnot Wednesday. I can always count on you. 🙂
The humorous banter destroyed me, but then I got to the cartoon and that reassembled me and destroyed me all over again, like soylent green getting hit with a sledge hammer, which is how I got that nice splatter pattern on my kitchen wall, BTW… a pleasure dining with you, my dear Linda!!! P.S. That Stella– whatta babe!! 😂