Limerick Lamentation

There once was a girl named Doreen
Who was as tall as a mutant string bean
Even when kneeling
Her head hit the ceiling
And now both her ears have gangrene
The phone rang at 4am.
I heard nothing. I was alseep. I had water in my ears from excessive pearl diving besides which I don’t even own a phone. So there’s that too.
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