Limerick Lamentation

Limerick Lamentation

“Don’t get me wrong. I like being tall . . . but not THAT tall.”

There once was a girl named Doreen

Who was as tall as a mutant string bean

Even when kneeling

Her head hit the ceiling

And now both her ears have gangrene

Trifextra Writing Challenge – The Phone Rang at 4am

The phone rang at 4am.

I heard nothing.  I was alseep.  I had water in my ears from excessive pearl diving besides which  I don’t even own a phone. So there’s that too.

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