Getting drunk at 18 is as exhilarating as skiing down a mountain blindfolded.

Getting drunk in your 20′s is as exhilarating as skiing down a mountain.

Getting drunk in your 30′s is as exhilarating as skiing.

Getting drunk in your 40′s is as exhilarating as watching somebody ski.

Getting drunk in your 50′s is as exhilarating as watching someone wearing ski clothes.

Getting drunk in your 60′s is as exhilarating as seeing a mountain on tv and saying, “I’d climb that mountain if I wasn’t so drunk.”