Getting Drunk Through the Ages


Getting drunk at 18 is as exhilarating as skiing down a mountain blindfolded.

sking down a mountain blindfolded
"Hey look! I can't see a darn thing and I'm skiing down a mountain! Yeeehaw!"

Getting drunk in your 20′s is as exhilarating as skiing down a mountain.

sking down a mountain blindfolded
"Hey look! I'm skiing down a mountain! Yeehaw!"

Getting drunk in your 30′s is as exhilarating as skiing.

sking bunny hill
"Hey look! I'm skiing."

Getting drunk in your 40′s is as exhilarating as watching somebody ski.

sking bunny hill
"Hey, look! They're skiing."

Getting drunk in your 50′s is as exhilarating as watching someone wearing ski clothes.

lady wearing ski clothes
"Hey look! Ski clothes."

Getting drunk in your 60′s is as exhilarating as seeing a mountain on tv and saying, “I’d climb that mountain if I wasn’t so drunk.” 

a crystal clear picture of mount everest
"Hey look. A mrounshin."

20 thoughts on “Getting Drunk Through the Ages

    • Speaking as someone who is genuine Grandma, no. And you couldn’t pay me either . . . I don’t think . . . I guess it would depend on how much money we’re talking about here. 🙂

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