Try #2
What happened to your shockingly-sensational, silk sari sipping Seven-up in the surrey at six on Saturday certainly sucks seriously.
Super sorry about your sari, Sarah.
P.S. Oh and sorry about the Salmonella too.
Sid

Dear Ms. Pinkie,
On behalf of myself and the entire team, I would like to extend our heart-felt apologies in conjunction with the abrupt severing of our relationship last Thursday. It was purely accidental.
I remain,
The Hand from Whence You Came
Wahoo!
The Tullberry Todgrass Brooch Scandal came in 2nd in last week’s Trifecta Writing Challenge!
Until next time . . . I love you