Hello everybody and welcome! Today we are celebrating a very special blogger’s birthday! Can you guess who that blogger is?
“Hmm . . . in the blogosphere you say? Can you give us a hint?”
“Ok, she’s cracked but not broken, and she has been known to run with scissors . . . naked”
Hmm. . . running with scissors . . . naked you say?
“Oooooooo! I like her already!”
“Yeah she’s edgy and she’s cool!”
“Speaking of edgy . . stop trying to edge me off the stool!”
“What do you mean, you’re taking up all the room!”
“Gosh, I wish I was edgy.”
“Who you? Forget about it!”
“Hey! Blogosphere People! Chill! I’ll give you another hint. Dog balls feel funny . . . “
“Dog balls you say?”
“Dog balls! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Oh! I know! I know!”
“Yes naked baby with your hand up!”
“Dog balls?”
“Hoo boy! I think I need a mental moment! Look I’m just going to tell you. Today is the birthday of a most beloved blogger AND cyberdaughter . . . . . . Lizzie 4/7
Ok, that’s your cue! You can let go of those balloons now!”
“Well, I just let go of something . . . but it wasn’t the balloons!”
“Oy!”
Linda Vernon Humor 