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A Christmas Visit from Mr. Scrooge

December 22, 2017 Linda Vernon Holidays humor, humorous, Humorous Christmas Story, humour, Necco Wafters for Christmas, Scrooge, Scrooge cartoon, Tiny Tim

A Christmas Visit from Mr. Scrooge

Linda Vernon Humor Christmas Story — “Here’s your Christmas present, Tiny Tim. It’s a Schwinn Bicycle.”
“It looks like Necco Wafers to me.”
“Shut up and eat your bicycle.”

Until next time . . . I love you

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A Christmas Visit from Mr. Scrooge

December 19, 2013December 22, 2017 Linda Vernon Holidays humor, humorous, Humorous Christmas Story, humour, Necco Wafters for Christmas, Scrooge, Scrooge cartoon, Tiny Tim

A Christmas Visit from Mr. Scrooge

Linda Vernon Humor Christmas Story — “Here’s your Christmas present, Tiny Tim. It’s a Schwinn Bicycle.”
“It looks like Necco Wafers to me.”
“Shut up and eat your bicycle.”

Until next time . . . I love you

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