The barbecue’s rotisserie was assembled and soon a delicious aroma wafted from the meaty morsel skewered thereupon.
“Mommy, my guinea pig ran away. Little Suzy cried.
“No, “Mommy laughed heartily. “He’s barbecuing.”
Little Suzy cried!
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Linda Vernon Humor 
No! Linda, BBFF, Cybermom….you have a bit of a dark side there… 🙂 What does bbq guinea pig taste like? I bet it tastes like chicken. I like how you used the ! repeating that Susie cried, but this time she Cried! Cool 🙂
Thanks so much BBFF CyberDaughter! 🙂 I do like to let my dark side out every once in a while! But I’m not Mommy Dearest! I”m Mommy Dearest without the explanation mark 😀
lol… Mommy, Dearest. With a comma it’s a term of endearment… 😉
Ah, I like that comma in there! Finally got this to post to the Trifecta site so all is right with the world again. 🙂
Hi,
It certainly is a justified exclamation point, but BBQ guinea pig? That is certainly different. 😀
Haha! I know it’s not very nice but I wanted to really justify that exclamation mark! 🙂
This made me laugh! Very nicely done.
Thanks Sandy! 🙂
I hope that guinea pig wasn’t friends with Danny, the hunting hamster? So much needless tragedy lately, in the rodent world.
By the way, excellent work here : )
Haha! Thanks so much Lisa! Suffice it to say you don’t want to be reincarnated and come back as a pet of mine! 🙂
Please tell me you marinated it first.
If you did, surely Suzy will appreciate her pet’s sacrifice.
Yes we did marinate it first so it’s all good! Even Suzie like it! 🙂
..a.nd of course you filleted it before serving?
Ronnie
Oh yes indeed, Ronnie! Filet un cochon d’lnde! Ha ha! Leave it to the French to make guinea pig steak sound exotic!
Oh that’s awful!
For Suzy.
Who is, I presume, being put on.
For the reader, it’s a gasp moment to be sure.
Thanks Jester Queen! I definitely was going for the gasp! 🙂
Ha ha. I know it’s awful, but it’s awfully funny, too. No, he’s barbecuing. Gross. Thanks for linking up with some humor this weekend. Hope to see you back again soon.
Glad you liked it! And thank you for the challenges! Great fun!
Um… could I have fries with that? : P
Of course! I’ve made special dipping sauce too out of —-well nevermind what I made it out of. It’s delicious, trust me!