Welcome Dear Readers! Thank you for coming. I apologize in advance for the fact that this will be a picture-less blog.
So I will try to paint pictures for you using my vast command of the English language if you can call three verbs, a semi-colon and a non-dangling participle a “vast command.”
This blog is picture-less because I am writing it on my beloved Ipad. I love my Ipad but I don’t know how to get pictures into a blog using it. It’s not that I don’t like reading instructions it’s just that . . . wait a minute . . . yes it is.
Okay, here’s where I would insert a picture of a lady with her eyeballs rolled up and her tongue sticking out to one side wearing a little cap tipped askew on the opposite side as her tongue is sticking out and with her index finger on her chin. The caption would read:
“Uh oh did somebody say instructions?”
You can just imagine how funny that would be. And if you can’t I suggest you take you’re imagination to the nearest Imagination Store and get it tuned up!
Okay, here’s where I would really make the last paragraph a zinger by inserting a picture of a lady with her eyeballs rolled up and her tongue sticking out to one side while wearing a little cap tipped askew on the opposite side as her tongue is sticking out and walking into a store of some kind. The caption would read:
“Uh oh . . . did somebody say imagination tune-ups?”
Well, you can just imagine how hilarious this would have been had I been able to figure out how to work my Ipad. It would have been off-the-charts funny!
Okay, this is where I would have inserted a picture of a chart where a line went squiggly for awhile and then went straight up past the chart itself and into the margin above it.
I can’t stop laughing just thinking about it!
Until next time . . . I love you
38 thoughts on “Picture-less-ly Yours”
Impressive–both in style and tech savvy. I wish I could write this well on a pad.
Thank you for that lovely comment Michael! 😀
You never cease to amaze me with how funny you can make a post with only three verbs. Though I also have the same issue with the Humber iPad.
Ah! Thank you! I love my Ipad but it sure doesn’t work worth a darn for blogging. 😀
I want to know more about the dangling participle. Was the woman allowed to take it in the store with her, or do they have a no dangling rule at the Imagination Store?
LOL Russell! Ahaha! That’s a very good question. All I know is I would love to see a sign in the window of a store that said “No Shirt, No Shoes No Dangling Partciples!” at some point before I die. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
Right here is where I would insert a lady laughing hysterically with her eyes rolled back in her head, her hat askew and maybe even passed out. The cation would read “uh oh, did someone forget to take their meds?” Can you just imagine how hilarious that would be? Especially hilarious to the kind if people who find knock knock jokes funny. Or people who love board games.
What? Did someone forget to take their meds. You must have forgotten your mother’s favorite bored game is knock knock who’s there Boggle. Ahem. . . awkward.
Is one of the ladies dead? That image suits me. 😉
LOL! Then dead she is! 😀
Have you figured it out yet?
No and I doubt I ever will.
I’m guessing someone will know how and can talk you through it so you don’t have to read instructions ha!
I think that’s a good idea! 😀
Unfortunately no. It’s very frustrating blogging on an Ipad!
Uh oh! I’ll bet you’ll get the hang of it in time!
Luckily my computer is working again. I tried downloading a different browser and it goofed everything up. Thank goodness for “restore”!
ahaha! yes here’s to restore!
I’ll eat a piece of chocolate cake to that! 😀
how about share a piece of chocolate cake to that??
Or better yet, how about a entire chocolate cake each to that! Are you still doing your intensive workouts? Cause if you are you could probably eat a whole cake not gain an ounce.
I like that idea!! lol Nope but we finished the whole 9 week program and now I work out 3x’s a week to a less intense program.
WoW! 9 full weeks! Now you get to just do maintenance. What a great accomplishment, Bucky!!
Thank you, it was a challenge I won’t lie! Maintenence seems so simple after that, infact any exercise seems simple now..lol
Oh I bet! I sure admire your stick-to-intuitiveness Bucky. That’s such an amazing accomplishment and now you’ll be able to stay in shape for the rest of your life! 😀
Thank you and I hope so! 😀 Are you still considering it?
I think I’m more just “wishing” at this point. I just don’t seem to be able to dredge up enough motivation . . . sigh
Lol, I don’t blame you!
I think I’ve got an idea of what the pictures would have been, but it’s hard to be sure with descriptions under 1,000 words…
Hahah! Good point!
Just think–there are WHOLE BOOKS that have no pictures!
LOL!! And yet somehow we still managed to muddle through them. 😀
That was very amusing; I especially liked how you laughed at your own jokes; not enough people do that these days; a similarity you share with trepanning, but I think it’s the only one.
LOL!! I’m laughing but my brain, Peanuts, isn’t too happy! 😀
I’m sure I can think of something to appease Peanuts in the future…
I don’t know. Peanuts tends to trend towards the inappeasable side . . .
Hmmmmm…leave it with me.