Welcome Dear Readers!
It’s now time for some Trifextra fun. Thirty years ago, Roald Dahl published the book Dirty Beasts, a collection of poems for children about weird and wonderful animals. The last poem, however, is called The Tummy Beast about a boy who thinks there’s someone living in his belly. Your Trifextra challenge is to write 33 words on a beast in an unusual place. No swamps or forests or caves, we really want you to take your beast out of its comfort zone.
Lunch at Applebeezlebub’s
Yes, I’ll have a heinous house salad.
Beverage?
Just demonic unholy water.
Very good.
What’s today’s soup?
Menacing Minestrone.
What’s in it?
Demonically-possessed macaroni mostly.
Hmm . . .
It’s maliciously delicious.
Well, okay — I guess.
Until next time . . . I love you
Linda Vernon Humor 
Laugh out loud!
This could turn out to be a horror lunch!
Since when did meals start becoming demonically possesed?
Who’s gonna conduct the deliverance?
Many funny questions on my mind.
This is scary humor! 🙂
Oh I’m so glad you liked this TeeCee! I had a lot of fun coming up with some menu items. Apparently everybody wants to get into the act around Halloween. Even elbow macaroni! Ha ha!
Fun! I’m not going to eat out ever again 🙂
Ha ha! You never know do you? Especially around halloween! 😀
Haha! This was fun.
Thank you Grace. It was a fun challenge this week!
Haha. I love all the terms. I think “Menacing Minestrone will stick in my head for a long time.
Ha ha! And probably longer than it will stick to your ribs! 😀
I really enjoy all of your words!
Deanabo What a nice thing to say! Thank you!!!
I like their fearsticks myself, though I hear some people prefer the screamin’ onion. 😛
Ha! The only good thing about ordering the fear sticks and the screamin’ onions is that you would sweat the calories off by the time you were done eating them!
Oh wow, I didn’t know there were so many beasts all over the place! Very poetic! Thanks for linking up!
My pleasure.
This made me smile. A great take on the prompt.
Thank you Mike!
I was feeling a little depressed-it’s cold and rainy today- until I read this! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time:) Thanks!
Oh Valerie! I’m so happy that I could make you laugh! 😀
Halloween lunch?lol!
I know! Even the elbow macaroni are getting in on the Halloween festivities! 😀
LOL!
Oh yes indeed … sounds like we have the same chefs..
Maybe they should have a cook off! 😀
I never knew they had meals with such bite 🙂
Ha ha! 😀