Trifecta Writing Challange: Lunch at Applebeezlebub’s

Welcome Dear Readers!

It’s now time for some Trifextra fun. Thirty years ago, Roald Dahl published the book Dirty Beasts, a collection of poems for children about weird and wonderful animals. The last poem, however, is called The Tummy Beast about a boy who thinks there’s someone living in his belly. Your Trifextra challenge is to write 33 words on a beast in an unusual place. No swamps or forests or caves, we really want you to take your beast out of its comfort zone.

Lunch at Applebeezlebub’s

Yes, I’ll have a heinous house salad.


Just demonic unholy water.

Very good.

What’s today’s soup?

Menacing Minestrone.

What’s in it?

Demonically-possessed macaroni mostly.

Hmm . . .

It’s maliciously delicious.

Well, okay — I guess.

Evil Elbow Macroni.  It's what's for dinner.
Evil Elbow Macroni. Is it lurking in your Minestrone?

Until next time . . . I love you

25 thoughts on “Trifecta Writing Challange: Lunch at Applebeezlebub’s

  1. Laugh out loud!
    This could turn out to be a horror lunch!
    Since when did meals start becoming demonically possesed?
    Who’s gonna conduct the deliverance?
    Many funny questions on my mind.
    This is scary humor! 🙂

    • Oh I’m so glad you liked this TeeCee! I had a lot of fun coming up with some menu items. Apparently everybody wants to get into the act around Halloween. Even elbow macaroni! Ha ha!

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