Welcome Dear Readers!
It’s now time for some Trifextra fun. Thirty years ago, Roald Dahl published the book Dirty Beasts, a collection of poems for children about weird and wonderful animals. The last poem, however, is called The Tummy Beast about a boy who thinks there’s someone living in his belly. Your Trifextra challenge is to write 33 words on a beast in an unusual place. No swamps or forests or caves, we really want you to take your beast out of its comfort zone.
Lunch at Applebeezlebub’s
Yes, I’ll have a heinous house salad.
Just demonic unholy water.
What’s today’s soup?
What’s in it?
Demonically-possessed macaroni mostly.
Hmm . . .
It’s maliciously delicious.
Well, okay — I guess.
Until next time . . . I love you